Saturday, December 24, 2016

Just in time for the holidays: Your comprehensive-ish guide to "Thurber (et al.) Tonight" (the whole dang series)

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Including Woody Allen, Robert Benchley, Bob and Ray, Will Cuppy, Wolcott Gibbs, Ring Lardner, S. J. Perelman, Jean Shepherd, and E. B. White Tonight


All I asked Santa for was a better picture of the great Will Cuppy; the one I've been using looks like it was taken clandestinely while he was in the Witness Protection program. However, given my lack of faith in the fat phony, I wasn't optimistic that he'd come through, so I went searching on my own once again, and once again my Google Images search for "Will Cuppy" yielded the swell pix of Will Rogers and Ring Lardner which somehow always turn up, and once again I had to decide, with heavy heart, that no, they wouldn't really fill the gap better than what we've got. But then the above image turned up, and I figured that since it purports to be part of a book cover, the chap portrayed therein must actually be our Will. I have to say, though, that this pic creeps the dickens out of me, and so I don't think I'll be popping it into the Will Cuppy slot below. I think I'm actually going to be trying to forget I ever saw it. Sheesh!

by Ken

You look around and see all those decked halls, then close your eyes and hear all that fa-la-la-la-la-ing, and almost instantly you know something's up, am I right? Or else you read Noah's post last night, "Profiles In Cowardice: The Electoral College," and noticed that it's also Part 1 of his annual, er, tribute to the outgoing year, this time out: "2016: America Off The Rails."

That's right, it's the Holiday Season!

Okay, okay, I know it's been going on since about Columbus Day, if not Labor Day, and tonight is already Christmas Eve, for Bill O'Reilly's sake! I believe in letting the damned thing sneak up on me, so sneakily that with any luck it's almost past before it announces its presence. In a week or so we'll be ushering in a new year, and then begins the Countdown to Inauguration Day. And then we're on to wishing for a minimum of four more good years for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

So in the holiday spirit, or at least what passes for it hereabouts, I'm looking to slip into the DWT schedule some of what Tom and Ray Magliozzi, the Car Talk guys, liked to bill as "encore presentations" of memorable shows, which they hastened to explain were really things they pulled more or less randomly out of a box of old tapes. Naturally I never believed they were chosen entirely at random -- after all, there had to be some reason why those particular tapes were in that particular box, right? 


And I'm not going to be choosing entirely randomly either. On the theory that along about now we could all use a few laughs, and also because it's one of the things i'm proudest of having done, I'm planning to dig into the "Thurber (et al.) Tonight" series I did here way back in some previous century.

Earlier this year I did perform a couple of resurrections from the series. There was a June post called "Having trouble getting things done? Learn from the master, the great Robert Benchley," which brought back a piece I think of just about every day, "How to Get Things Done." (Short version: "The psychological principle is this: anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.") Then in August I felt the itch again, and again it was a Benchley piece I had to bring back, in a post called "Comedy Tonight: 'Why We Laugh -- or Do We?': Another 'Benchley Tonight' Resurrection."

And I didn't even get (back) to what may be my very favorite Benchley piece, "A Little Sermon on Success." (As noted in the comprehensive-ish listing below -- "comprehensive-ish" in that I can't help feeling that I've missed an instance or two here or there -- you can find it here.) Not to mention the sublime "My Five- (or Maybe Six-) Year Plan." And . . . .

And no Thurber encore presentations at all! Yikes!

So I've cooked up this scheme for the holiday season (and perhaps the January slump season as well) to find post slots where I can slip in some especially cherished posts from these revered masters, and maybe some suggested "must reads" from among the stuff of theirs that was previously presented, at least until Howie cries out, "Please stop already!"

But, first things first (not my usual practice, as readers may be aware), I thought we would start with the comprehensive-ish listing itself. This is essentially unchanged from the version to which I have been providing a link since time immemorial. The one change I contemplated was to be able to pop in, finally, a better picture of Will Cuppy, but as noted in the photo caption above, that project came to a creepier-than-dead end.


And so, without further ado, excepting one tiny click-through --


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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Having trouble getting things done? Learn from the master, the great Robert Benchley

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Harking back to our comedy nights with Benchley plus James Thurber, Woody Allen, Bob and Ray, Will Cuppy, Wolcott Gibbs, Ring Lardner, S. J. Perelman, Jean Shepherd, and E. B. White


"The secret of my incredible energy and efficiency in getting work done is a simple one. I have based it very deliberately on a well-known psychological principle and have refined it so that it is now almost too refined. I shall have to begin coarsening it up again pretty soon.

"The psychological principle is this: anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."

-- Robert Benchley, in "How to Get Things Done"

by Ken

Today, a long-delayed labor of love: the resurrection of a series that was itself a prolonged labor of love, running here in the late-night slot -- for which, in fact, the late-night slot was invented -- over a long and fondly remembered period. It started with Thurber but then went on to include all the names you see above. And in resurrecting it, the name that has crowded to the forefront of my consciousness is that of the great Robert Benchley, specifically in the form of the piece we're about to revisit: "How to Get Things Done," which was first published in the Chicago Tribune in 1930 and first appeared here as a "Benchley Tonight" post in January 2011.

Lately I've been trying to get bits of my life in order, or at any rate a bit more in order, and have had frequent occasion to talk about this as well, frequently with other people trying to do the same thing with their lives. As a result, I've had frequent occasion to try to synopsize this all-but-definitive treatise on how really and truly to get things done -- the secret, as our Bob puts it, to "how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated." By the way, I tried unsuccessfully to track down a picture of our Bob "riding to hounds" or "going to fancy-dress balls disguised as Louis XIV"; there don't seem to have been photographers present on these occasions.

So there was no question in my mind that of all the thousands of sublime pieces that appeared in this series, "How to Get Things Done" is the one for which present-day readers are likely to have the most urgent need. The master list for the series, by the way, can still be found here.



Now let's get down to business -- or, rather, business Benchley-style.


How to Get Things Done

by Robert Benchley

A GREAT MANY PEOPLE have come up to me and asked me how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. My answer is "Don't you wish you knew?" and a pretty good answer it is, too, when you consider that nine times out of ten I didn't hear the original question.

But the fact remains that hundreds of thousands of people throughout the country are wondering how I have time to do all my painting, engineering, writing and philanthropic work when, according to the rotogravure sections and society notes I spend all my time riding to hounds, going to fancy-dress balls disguised as Louis XIV or spelling out GREETINGS TO CALIFORNIA in formation with three thousand Los Angeles school children. "All work and all play," they say.

The secret of my incredible energy and efficiency in getting work done is a simple one. I have based it very deliberately on a well-known psychological principle and have refined it so that it is now almost too refined. I shall have to begin coarsening it up again pretty soon.

The psychological principle is this: anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.

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Friday, April 06, 2012

Serious funnyfolks: Bob Mankoff's update of "I say it's spinach," Lee Lorenz on banksters, and Chuck Lorre on, well, life

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"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

by Ken

How audacious of our friend Bob Mankoff, not only the The New Yorker's cartoon editor but one of the magazine's elite cartoonists, to offer the above cartoon this week! What's audacious is that, while it's pretty funny in its own right, it really counts on the reader recognizing it as an hommage to one of the magazine's most famous cartoons, drawn by Carl Rose in 1928 with the caption provided by E. B. White.

"It's broccoli, dear."
"I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."

I should add that it was a common cartoon practice in those days, to have captions provided by gag-writers to fit drawings -- or vice versa. Not that I mean to reduce E. B. White to the status of a "gag-writer," but in this case that's what his function was.

If the Rose-White cartoon looks familiar, well, there are lots of places you could have seen it, but one of them is one of the posts I did after attending the Thurber tribute ringmastered by Thurber aficionado extraordinaire Keith Olbermann last June at New York's 92nd Street Y: "Bob Mankoff pays tribute to James Thurber's decisive role 'in shaping the modern New Yorker cartoon.'" Bob had been one of the panelists at the 92nd Street Y shindig, and he reconfigured the presentation he gave that night into one of his wonderful weekly newsletters-blogposts, "James Thurber's Giant Swoop."

No, it's not a Thurber cartoon. Bob was using it as an illustration of the state of cartooning that Thurber broke through. "In the early twentieth century," he explained, "cartoons were illustrated anecdotes," and "the same style was found in the early days of The New Yorker. This was all illustrated with select examples, on up to "this refreshingly less stilted and beloved cartoon from 1928," which he said "comes from the same template."

For Bob's description of how Thurber broke the cartoon mold, and how subsequent cartoonists have taken advantage of it, check out either Bob's own blog presentation or my hashed version of it. My immediate point is that he has established himself pretty well as custodian of New Yorker cartoon history, to the point of now offering this charming takeoff on the Rose-White cartoon. (Note, by the way, that he has eliminated the anecdotal "dialogue" format of the original.)


BY COINCIDENCE OR NOT, THIS WEEK'S NEW YORKER
ALSO INCLUDES A POLITICAL-THEMED CARTOON BY LEE LORENZ


Lee was Bob's predecessor as cartoon editor of The New Yorker (from 1993 to 1997; for 20 years before that he was the magazine's art editor).


Lee Lorenz's name comes up frequently in Bob's blogposts, not least in the series (which I wrote about most recently in a post called "You'll never guess who drew tonight's first cartoon -- but you can't possibly miss the second") he's been doing on the first New Yorker cartoons of the now-veteran group of cartoonists Lee brought into the fold in the '70s, including Jack Ziegler, Mick Stevens, Michael Maslin, and Roz Chast. (Bob himself is part of that group, and had already written about the first cartoon of his that Lee bought.)

By the way, I stumbled across a terrific, wide-ranging interview with Lee Lorenz, done by Richard Gehr for The Comics Journal last August. In case you were wondering, Lee (who turns 80 this October) is still very much with us and still working. He talks freely about his non-cartooning interests (he's both a Pratt Institute-trained artist and a rabid jazz enthusiast and practitioner, on the trumpet), and fills in all kinds of background about the inner workings, editorial and political, of The New Yorker over the decades since he first glimpsed those insides, in the 1950s. He reveals, for one thing, that when he became art editor in 1973, the job had first been offered to New Yorker insider Roger Angell (the son of longtime fiction editor Katharine S. White and stepson of E. B. White).
[E]vidently they couldn’t come to terms on the money. The New Yorker was making all kinds of money, but they were very cheap. In fact, when they offered me the job, the lawyer who was supposed to negotiate the contract suggested that whatever I made as a cartoonist be deducted from my salary as an editor!

Richard Gehr offers this observation about Lee's cartooning style:
hese days, Lorenz’s brush strokes provide rich visual contrast to the pen-preferring cartoonists who dominate The New Yorker. Like the abstract expressionists he studied at Carnegie and Pratt, Lee’s lines radiate a lively in-the-moment quality. He often captures characters in motion who just happen to make you laugh out loud. And there’s an improvised aspect to his work that echoes both his own abstract-expressionist paintings and the jazz he began devoting himself to as a teenager.

If you're at all curious about any of these subjects, I can heartily recommend the Gehr interview.


SPEAKING OF PROFESSIONAL FUNNYFOLKS WHO TAKE
ON WEIGHTY LIFE SUBJECTS, HERE'S CHUCK LORRE


If you watch any of the sitcoms that Chuck produces (the current list is Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and Mike and Molly), you know that at the end of each episode a vanity card is flashed, featuring whatever happens to be on his mind, subject to occasional network censorship. As a DWT reader once pointed out to me, the texts of the vanity cards are also archived online, at www.chucklorre.com.

I really loved the card from last night's new Big Bang Theory episode, and even though the power center he's obsessing over here is "the television business," what he writes seems to me eerily applicable to the broccoli-bullying Supreme Court justices, and predatory bankster elites, and really most everything we write about of a political nature here at DWT. I should warn you that Chuck was clearly not in a sunny frame of mind when he wrote this.
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #383

For me, the epiphany came in my second season on Roseanne. At thirty-nine years old I finally woke up to the fact that the principles I was taught as a child, like fairness and justice, have no place in the world of power and money. The rules of the sandbox, strictly enforced by a wise and compassionate adult, are laughable when the sandbox is the television business and there are Mercedes and Bentleys parked alongside it. What's odd is that twenty years later, despite my belated awakening to the reality of amorality, that old schoolyard programming continues to insist on its rightness. Ideas like "play nice," "share your toys," "no name-calling," "take turns" and "misbehaving gets punished" still resonate inside me as if they were some sort of fundamental truths. Of course, I now know that they are not. At best, they're ideals. Lofty goals to aspire to. The truisms of the real world are more along the lines of, "my ball, my bat, my rules" and "money talks, bull$#*! walks." Which brings me to our impending presidential election. A classic showdown between the lessons we all learned as children and, well... reality. Further complicating the situation is our collective, unconscious desire to be supervised by that wise and compassionate adult. But there is no such adult. The truth is, we are alone in the sandbox. The game we play, seemingly forever, is called "Ideals vs. Money and Bats." For what it's worth, I'm betting on the latter, but there's a little boy in me who insists on voting for the former.
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Bob Mankoff pays tribute to James Thurber's decisive role "in shaping the modern 'New Yorker' cartoon"

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This is the cartoon with which, Bob Mankoff says, Thurber changed the course of cartooning "in one fell swoop" in 1932.

by Ken

I indicated in my first quick take Sunday night on the celebration of Thurber earlier that evening at the 92nd Street Y ringmastered by Keith Olbermann that I would probably want to come back to it, and even after sort of doing so parenthetically in my Tuesday post about Keith's Rolling Stone interview remarks about Tim Russert and Tom Brokaw, I knew that there was lots of important stuff still left out.

Most importantly, perhaps, I hadn't more than mentioned the presence of New Yorker cartoon editor Robert Mankoff. Happily, Bob gives us his take on the event in his Cartoon Desk blogpost this week. As I've mentioned, you can also sign up -- for free! -- to have Bog's weekly blogposts delivered directly to your e-mailbox, and those blogposts are probably the happy-makingest thing I can look forward to finding there. Let me repeat my previous instructions, "On the home page, look down on the right side for a tab that gives you checkboxes for two weekly NEWSLETTERS: "This Week" and "Cartoons," and this time add a link for the home page, newyorker.com. Also, it's been a full four days since I blogged about Bob's blogposts ("The results of The New Yorker's search for a universal cartoon caption").

First let me say that seeing and hearing Bob in person was a treat and an insight. In his blogposts he seems so calm and logical; in person, he's kind of a wild man -- though an extremely calm and logical wild man. I'm delighted to have his account of Sunday's program. More important; he's made it possible for me to share with you the presentation he offered, which I was dreading having to try to characterize in clumsy paraphrase.

"I gave a little presentation," he writes, "claiming that, important as Thurber was to humor writing, he was even more influential in shaping the modern New Yorker cartoon."


AND HERE IS BOB'S PRESENTATION

In the early twentieth century, cartoons were illustrated anecdotes.


The same style was found in the early days of The New Yorker.


Even this refreshingly less stilted and beloved cartoon from 1928 cartoon from 1928 comes from the same template:


Something more refreshing was needed, and James Thurber provided it in one fell swoop in 1932.


That year, Thurber published an astonishing forty-two cartoons in the magazine. Other swoops -- by Peter Arno, Charles Addams, and others -- would follow, but Thurber’s was the earliest and the swoopiest. His minimalist but expressive style, later adopted by such diverse talents as Charles Barsotti, Roz Chast, Bruce Eric Kaplan (BEK), and Michael Maslin, turned out to be the perfect vehicle for delineating the small things in life which loom so large.


It was also suited to permitting the interplay between fantasy and reality that let cartoons go anywhere the imagination could take a cartoonist. Thurber created the prototype for this genre in that annus mirabilis, 1932:


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BY THE WAY, WE'VE HAD BOTH THURBER'S AND E. B. WHITE'S
ACCOUNTS OF THE SEAL-CARTOON -- OR SO I THOUGHT


Thurber's appeared in an "author's memoir" he wrote in 1950 for a new edition of his first published collection of drawings, The Seal in the Bedroom and other predicaments (1932), which I reproduced in this October 2006 post. White's more detailed account appeared in his introduction for a new edition of the book he cowrote with Thurber, Is Sex Necessary?, originally published in 1929. I'm assuming that I reproduced it in the promised follow-up post to the above, but I'll be darned if I can find it, and I'm wondering whether this was one of those follow-up posts I promised and somehow never got around to writing.

I have found a December 2010 post in which I claimed to be linking back to the post that contained the White version, but on checking that link, it turns out to be to the post I've just linked to. So for the moment you'll have to do with Thurber's more limited account. I think we'll have to schedule White's Is Sex Necessary introduction for an "E. B. White Tonight" post. (First I'll have to find the replacement copy for my missing one which I was so thrilled to have acquired online for a penny.)

OH YES, A FOOTNOTE TO THAT THURBER CARTOON
ANNUS MIRABILUS OF 1932


Bob Mankoff is amazed by that year in which Thurber published 42 cartoons in The New Yorker. In Sunday's panel, that great writer Calvin Trillin recalled having discovered in the magazine archives that in one year (if he mentioned which year, I didn't catch it) he published 51 casuals, the magazine's term for what we would call humor pieces. Trillin recalled being impressed with himself the year he topped a fellow writer by breaking their tie and having his sixth published. "One a week?" he mused.
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

There are people who won't care about the many layers of Jonathan Franzen's account of his journey to Masafuera; for others it's a must-read

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Jonathan Franzen's caption: The uninhabited island was named for a marooned eighteenth-century adventurer who likely inspired the first English novel. I thought I’d strand myself there and read it.

"In the South Pacific Ocean, five hundred miles off the coast of central Chile, is a forbiddingly vertical volcanic island, seven miles long and four miles wide, that is populated by millions of seabirds and thousands of fur seals but is devoid of people, except in the warmer months, when a handful of fishermen come out to catch lobsters. [The island] is officially called Alejandro Selkirk. . . In the nineteen-sixties, Chilean tourism officials renamed the island for Alexander Selkirk, the Scottish adventurer whose tale of solitary living in the archipelago was probably the basis for Daniel Defoe’s novel Robinson Crusoe, but the locals still use its original name, Masafuera: Farther Away."
-- from the opening paragraph of Jonathan Franzen's
New Yorker "reflection" "Farther Away"

Jonathan Franzen's "Farther Away" is available on The New Yorker's Facebook page "for a limited time." (Caution: You have to declare yourself a "fan" with a "like," kind of petty blackmail, it seems to me. I actually am a fan of the magazine, just not of its -- or anyone else's -- Facebook page. Still, we we click that LIKE button, we're not swearing on a stack of bibles.)

If you miss the Facebook window, subscribers can access the online digital edition, or I see on its iPad app; nonsubscribers can buy access to single issues of the digital edition. (If you're in a bind, drop me an e-mail -- at kenfromdwt@aol.com -- and I'll send you a text version as long as you don't tell. There's also additional information on the magazine's website, including a preview blogpiece that presented some of the photos Franzen took during the journey with his comments.

by Ken

Spread over Thursday night's and last night's late-night slot I presented the title story from E. B. White's 1954 anthology, The Second Tree from the Corner, a story about a man's effort to get relief from physically as well as psychologically crippling anxieties with the help of a psychiatrist, whose help really doesn't do much for him.

I don't know that any readers needed my elbow in their ribs, but I couldn't resist belaboring the obvious by recalling White's own dictum (articulated, in fact, in the Foreword to Second Tree: "Whoever sets pen to paper writes of himself, whether knowingly or not, and this is a book of revelations." And so apart from the story's value as a nice piece of fiction and as the piece the author and his publisher chose as a title for the book, I thought it was interest for White's grappling with what was clearly his own problem in finding meaning in life.

By weird coincidence, I already had in my possession, but hadn't yet read, Jonathan Franzen's "Farther Away" in the current (Apr. 18) "Journeys" issue of The New Yorker. Actually, I think I had already looked at the start of the piece, and definitely planned to come back at some point to what I assumed was simply an account of the author's "getting away from it all" trip to one of the planet's more remote spots. That certainly sounded interesting, and as I said, I always planned to come back to it when time permitted, like maybe on the weekend.

I might note that I've never read any of Franzen's books, or for that matter any of those of his close friend David Foster Wallace, who turns out to figure prominently in this piece. The piece does, in fact, tell the story of the author's trip to Masafuera, and would be worth reading just for that. Just as travel reportage, it's of immediate interest for its depiction of:

*the island's remoteness.
To reach the island, which is officially called Alejandro Selkirk, you fly from Santiago in an eight-seater that makes twice-weekly flights to an island a hundred miles to the east. Then you have to travel in a small open boat from the airstrip to the archipelago’s only village, wait around for a ride on one of the launches that occasionally make the twelve-hour outward voyage, and then, often, wait further, sometimes for days, for weather conducive to landing on the rocky shore.

* its humanly impossible physical setting, which consists mostly of sheer vertical faces and steep but barely climbable vertical rises. When we think of "Robinson Crusoe's island," we think of a gentle, sunny tropical beach. Not so with Masafuera. The traveler who surmounts all the above-recorded obstacles to getting to the island finds, first, that getting onto it is an ordeal unto itself, and then requires an immediate climb to 3000 feet above sea level, the site of his planned campsite.
My only map of the island was a letter-size printout of a Google Earth image, and I saw right away that I’d optimistically misinterpreted the contour lines on it. What had looked like steep hills were cliffs, and what had looked like gentle slopes were steep hills.
To his surprise, the 3000-foot climb -- in the company of a young guide and his mule, which carries his backpack -- is accomplished in two hours. However, the weather turns out to be as forbidding as the topography -- fog and clouds and storms so severe that much of the time visibility is near zero, making solitary trekking a hair-raising experience, as he documents vividly.

But the travelogue is only the outermost layer of the piece. It's also a reconsideration of Robinson Crusoe -- of which, as noted above, Franzen carried a paperback copy to reread. It's a reconsideration that relates to the physical facts of the central portion of the novel, the part we all know, relating the shipwrecked Crusoe's quarter-century sojourn on his South Pacific island, and it relates to the author's (and his father's) fascination with solitude, and so inevitably it's also a reflection on his own life, past, present, and future, pegged to the state of mental exhaustion, or perhaps depression, that drove him to the trip following a four-month book tour.

The reflection on Robinson Crusoe, which stands at or near the invention of the form of the novel, at least in English. At first Franzen's poking around the history of the novel may seem like an academic exercise, but it turns out to be central to his own mental state, which seems to have at least somewhat a life crisis, and also to that of David Foster Wallace, for whom the act of novel-writing apparently made it possible to live as long as he did before the September 2008 suicide that, Franzen believes intentionally, caused the people who loved him the most intense torment.

And so the piece also lays out in much telling detail Franzen's relationship with Wallace, and the latter's ongoing struggle with mental illness. Since Wallace has become something of a cult hero since his death, an outcome that Franzen is quite sure he anticipated, I suspect that the particularly close perspective.

Here's a sample:
He was lovable the way a child is lovable, and he was capable of returning love with a childlike purity. If love is nevertheless excluded from his work, it’s because he never quite felt that he deserved to receive it. He was a lifelong prisoner on the island of himself. What looked like gentle contours from a distance were in fact sheer cliffs. Sometimes only a little of him was crazy, sometimes nearly all of him, but, as an adult, he was never entirely not crazy.

And another:
We who were not so pathologically far out on the spectrum of self-involvement, we dwellers of the visible spectrum who could imagine how it felt to go beyond violet but were not ourselves beyond it, could see that David was wrong not to believe in his lovability and could imagine the pain of not believing in it. How easy and natural love is if you are well! And how gruesomely difficult—what a philosophically daunting contraption of self-interest and self-delusion love appears to be—if you are not! And yet one of the lessons of David’s work (and, for me, of being his friend) is that the difference between well and not well is in more respects a difference of degree than of kind. Even though David laughed at my much milder addictions and liked to tell me that I couldn’t even conceive of how moderate I was, I can still extrapolate from these addictions, and from the secretiveness and solipsism and radical isolation and raw animal craving that accompany them, to the extremity of his. I can imagine the sick mental pathways by which suicide comes to seem like the one consciousness-quenching substance that nobody can take away from you.

Franzen has a major problem with the "saintly" public image of his friend, which obliterate the real struggle of his life and seriously misrepresent his writing.
Adulatory public narratives of David, which take his suicide as proof that (as Don McLean sang of van Gogh) “this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you,” require that there have been a unitary David, a beautiful and supremely gifted human being who, after quitting the antidepressant Nardil, which he’d been taking for twenty years, succumbed to major depression and was therefore not himself when he committed suicide.

For much of Wallace's writing life, Franzen tells us,
Fiction was his way off the island, and as long as it was working for him—as long as he’d been able to pour his love and passion into preparing his lonely dispatches, and as long as these dispatches were coming as urgent and fresh and honest news to the mainland—he’d achieved a measure of happiness and hope for himself.

And then came "years of struggle" with a novel in which Wallace no longer believed, and his suicide became the secret preoccupation of his final year.
Throughout that year, the David whom I knew well and loved immoderately was struggling bravely to build a more secure foundation for his work and his life, contending with heartbreaking levels of anxiety and pain, while the David whom I knew less well, but still well enough to have always disliked and distrusted, was methodically plotting his own destruction and his revenge on those who loved him.

Just as the fictional Trexler's life crisis was so clearly an expression of E. B. White's attempt to grapple with similar issues, for Franzen his friend's more extreme struggles connect to his own, which may be less severe but clearly don't feel minor to him. I don't suppose Trexler's consolation in that indefinable something that makes his life bearable, as exemplified by his imaginary "second tree from the corner," caught in perfect evening light, would be of much help to Franzen, whose talk of his addictions suggests that he's closer to Trexler the patient, who you'll recall answered the question of whether anything at all made him feel better suggested sometimes a drink. (Franzen writes of Robinson Crusoe that "the novel’s most astonishing detail may be that Robinson makes 'three large runlets of rum or spirits' last a quarter century; I would have drunk all three in a month, just to be done with them.)

I think the foregoing should amply warn off any potential readers of this extraordinary piece who just wouldn't give a damn, or for whom the rewards wouldn't repay the effort. Which leaves potential readers who really shouldn't miss it.
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Friday, April 15, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: Part 2 of the title story from "The Second Tree from the Corner"

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Edward C. Caswell drew this illustration for the
original edition of E. B. White's Here Is New York.


"Trexler meditated, as he walked, on what he wanted. 'What do you want?' he heard again. Trexler knew what he wanted, and what, in general, all men wanted; and he was glad, in a way, that it was both inexpressible and unattainable, and that it wasn't a wing."
-- White, in "The Second Tree from the Corner"

by Ken

Last night we had the first half of the 1947 E. B. White story that gave its name to the 1954 anthology of White's writing. As the story began we were plunged into what we eventually found out was the first session this man Trexler was having with a psychiatrist. Trexler is suffering, we learn, from what he thinks of as the "dullest set of neurotic symptoms in the world": "the dizziness in the streets, the constricting pain in the back of the neck, the apprehensions, the tightness of the scalp, the inability to concentrate, the despondency and the melancholy times, the feeling of pressure and tension, the anger at not being able to work, the anxiety over work not done, the gas on the stomach"-- with an unamplified reference to "that day on the Madison Avenue bus." At the point where we left off last night, the sessions had settled into "a routine," and Trexler "felt no better" and "found it impossible to work."

NYU, I've discovered, has something called a "Literature, Arts, and Medicine Database" --
an annotated multimedia listing of prose, poetry, film, video and art that was developed to be a dynamic, accessible, comprehensive resource for teaching and research in MEDICAL HUMANITIES, and for use in health/pre-health, graduate and undergraduate liberal arts and social science settings.

Included in the section of "Literature Annotations" is none other than "The Second Tree from the Corner," with a list of keywords (Doctor-Patient Relationship, Empathy, Individuality, Mental Illness, Ordinary Life, Patient Experience, Physician Experience, Psychiatry, Psychosomatic Medicine, Psychotherapy), a two-paragraph "summary," and the following "commentary":
This is a beautifully written story that could be used with other works (e.g. Warren William's "Doctor Talk to Me," Flannery O'Connor's The Lame Shall Enter First) to help doctors (or other helpers) understand that just as they are "sizing up" their clients, their clients also are assessing them, their skills, values, and motives.
Okay, I suppose. There's much for medical humanists to ponder in this story.

Tonight, as I mentioned last night, the psychiatrist asks Trexler a question that changes the course of their thereapy, and perhaps of Trexler's life.


FOR PART 2 OF "THE SECOND TREE FROM THE
CORNER," AND A MUSICAL SURPRISE, CLICK HERE



SUNDAY NIGHT: Not sure yet, but maybe it's time to dip into the wonderful world of shaggy-dog-story-telling of Jean Shepherd?


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Thursday, April 14, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: Part 1 of the title story from "The Second Tree from the Corner"

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"Whoever sets pen to paper writes of himself, whether knowingly or not, and this is a book of revelations: essays, poems, stories, opinions, reports, drawn from the past, the present, the future, the city, and the country. I could have called it 'Weird Confessions' as well as not, but 'The Second Tree from the Corner' sounds more genteel and is, in addition, the title of one of the pieces (the one where the fellow says goodbye to sanity)."
-- White, in the original Foreword
to The Second Tree from the Corner (1954)

by Ken

It may seem strange to say of the author of those kiddie classics Stuart Little (1945), Charlotte's Web (1952), and The Trumpet of the Swan (1970), but since however often I've tried I've found them pretty much unreadable, I'll just go ahead and say it: I think White didn't have the psychological makeup or whatever it is of a significant fiction writer. Too reality-grounded to have the whatever-it-is for fiction, perhaps?

(It may be worth noting that "The Second Tree from the Corner" was first published in The New Yorker of May 31, 1947, meaning that it was written after Stuart Little, and then appeared in book form not long after publication of the even more successful Charlotte's Web.)

There are undoubtedly writers who do both fiction and nonfiction well, but they're rarer than you might think. I've come up with a few names when I've thought about it, though the only one that pops to mind at the moment, is John Updike, and I tend to think of the "John Updike" voice heard in his criticism and essays as belonging to an elegantly created fictional character. 

In general, there seems to be something decidedly different about the mindsets, and in general it seems to me that good fiction writers have a better shot at slipping into nonfiction mode than vice versa (cf. Updike). Maybe my favorite working writer, Calvin Trillin, dazzles in a dizzying range of nonfiction modes but has seemed to me oddly out of his element in the novels he's insisted on writing. I also remember the shock of the plodding terribleness of that brilliant essayist Anna Quindlen's widely hailed first novel, One True Thing. (I hope she's gotten better at novel-writing, since it seemed important to her. I haven't checked in to find out.)

So why am I including a short fiction piece in this painfully brief (even stretching to Friday) sampling of E. B. White's work? First, because "The Second Tree from the Corner" seems to me an interesting story with serious real-world reach; second, because the title was after all pressed into service for book; and third, because it syncs up with the Whitean dictum we encountered last night in the original Foreword to this book: "Whoever sets pen to paper writes of himself, whether knowingly or not." It continues, as we saw again at the top of this post: "and this is a book of revelations."


TO READ PART 1 OF "THE SECOND TREE
FROM THE CORNER," CLICK HERE



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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: Foreword (1954) and Introduction (1984) to "The Second Tree from the Corner"

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"Whoever sets pen to paper writes of himself, whether knowingly or not."
-- White, in the original (1954) Foreword
to The Second Tree from the Corner

by Ken

For a long time the only books of E. B. White I had were my old Harper Perennial paperback editions of The Second Tree from the Corner and One Man's Meat. Somehow I thought I needed lots more White books, and in the process I'm not sure I properly appreciated either of those terrific books. Oh, I found a few pieces in each that I was especially fond of, but I don't think I was taking proper advantage of the opportunities these very different books both sent out to tune in to the many frequencies on which the author broadcast.

My recollection is that the 1984 Introduction that White added for a planned new edition of Second Tree from the Corner, written when he was 84, was the last thing he wrote for publication. I hope I'm not the only one who's fascinated by his take on the Foreword he had written 30 years earlier for the original edition of this wide-ranging anthology of his work. I don't know what to make of the fact that I never picked up on the qualities that so struck him on reencounter.

For one thing, I'm not sure I grasped that White was as old as 54 when the original edition was published. And apparently the 54-year-old White would have been more surprised than anyone that he would be writing a new introduction 30 years later. As the quote I've stuck at the top of this post suggests, he understood and was fairly comfortable with the extent to which his own life was the subject of, or at least provided most of the material for, his writing. Which is why I want you to have the opportunity to read both pieces.


TO READ THE TWO PREFACES E.B.W.
WROTE FOR SECOND TREE, CLICK HERE


TOMORROW in E. B. WHITE TONIGHT: Part 1 of the title story of The Second Tree from the Corner -- "the one where the fellow says goodbye to sanity," as the author describes it parenthetically in the 1954 Foreword


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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: Part 2 of "Afternoon of an American Boy"

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The Palm Court of the old Plaza Hotel, possible setting for the famous tea dance to which young Elwyn White escorted his girl "of interest," Eileen


"I do not know now, and of course did not know then, just how great was the mental and physical torture Eileen went through that day, but the incident stacks up as a sort of unintentional un-American activity, for which I was solely responsible."
-- White, in "Afternoon of an American Boy"

by Ken

Last night in "E. B. White Tonight" we had Part 1 of this remarkable "memoir of a memorable afternoon from White's youth. When we left off last night, young Mount Vernon resident Elwyn Brooks White was preparing to carry out a mad scheme to ask a pretty Mount Vernon neighbor named Eileen, who happened to be the younger sister of future House Un-American Affairs Committee Chairman J. Parnell Thomas, and who unbeknownst to herself had become for him a girl "of special interest" to young Elwyn White, to go to Manhattan with him to a tea-dance at the Plaza Hotel.
[Eileen] was my age and she was a quiet, nice-looking girl. She never came over to my yard to play, and I never went over there, and, considering that we lived so near each other, we were remarkably uncommunicative; nevertheless, she was the girl I singled out, at one point, to be of special interest to me. Being of special interest to me involved practically nothing on a girl's part -- it simply meant that she was under constant surveillance. On my own part, it meant that I suffered an astonishing disintegration when I walked by her house, from embarrassment, fright, and the knowledge that I was in enchanted territory.

FOR MORE ON J. PARNELL THOMAS AND PART 2
OF "AFTERNOON OF AN AMERICAN BOY," CLICK HERE



TOMORROW in E. B. WHITE TONIGHT: The 1954 Foreword and 1984 Introduction to The Second Tree from the Corner


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Monday, April 11, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: Part 1 of "Afternoon of an American Boy"

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AP caption: "J. Parnell Thomas, chairman of House Un-American Activities Committee (right) and Robert E. Stripling, committee investigator, examine films to be shown to the committee investigating the degree of Communist infiltration in the motion picture industry." Thomas plays a major role in E. B. White's "Afternoon of an American Boy," of which we have the first half tonight in "E. B. White Tonight."


"Considering that we lived so near each other, we were remarkably uncommunicative; nevertheless, [Eileen] was the girl I singled out, at one point, to be of special interest to me. Being of special interest to me involved practically nothing on a girl's part -- it simply meant that she was under constant surveillance."
-- White, in "Afternoon of an American Boy"

by Ken

This week in "E. B. White Tonight" we're drawing on the 1954 White anthology The Second Tree from the Corner. Apart from some background on Congressman Thomas, which we'll get to in the click-through, "Afternoon of an American Boy" doesn't seem to me to require any introduction. Rather the opposite: It provides us with some invaluable introduction to America's greatest essayist.

For anyone who missed last night's kickoff of "E. B. White Tonight," which featured the amazing 1951 New Yorker "Notes and Comment" piece "Air Raid Drill," well, you really don't want to miss it.


FOR OUR BACKGROUND ON J. PARNELL THOMAS AND
PART 1 OF "AFTERNOON OF AN AMERICAN BOY," CLICK HERE



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Sunday, April 10, 2011

E. B. White Tonight: A brilliant essayist who essayed funny, and my go-to E.B.W. demo piece, "Air Raid Drill"

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E. B. White (1899-1985)

"Only one fellow, of all we heard about, questioned the normality of eight million people creeping into the walls like mice. He stepped out on Broadway, gazed up and down, and asked, 'What's this -- something new?' . . .

"It occurred to us, gliding by the thirteenth floor and seeing the numeral '14' painted on it, that our atom-splitting scientists had committed the error of impatience and had run on ahead of the rest of the human race. They had dared look into the core of the sun, and had fiddled with it; but it might have been a good idea if they had waited to do that until the rest of us could look the number 13 square in the face. Such is the true nature of our peculiar dilemma."

-- White, in "Air Raid Drill"

by Ken

I don't know whether anyone else has wondered at the absence so far in this series of E. B. White. It has kind of surprised me, and I can only explain that every time I've thought of representing him here, I've been forced to consider that although White was often thought of as a humorist -- the general classification to which I would assign the writers we've had -- I really don't think of him that way. He could write humor pieces, but for the most part what he wrote are pieces that involved humor -- or, maybe better, an ironic sensibility. Or maybe "wry" is closer to the quality I'm groping for.

Nevertheless, White has already popped up frequently in these posts and in other DWT posts of mine. Most obviously, it's not possible to write about Thurber without including White, so closely were their sensibilities and careers intertwined, especially in the early New Yorker years, which led to pieces like this and this. For that matter, it's almost possible to write about the writers and writing of the first several decades of The New Yorker without reference to White and/or his wife, Katharine White, who was for so long a pillar of the magazine.

However, White looms large in my literary cosmos as probably the most brilliant essayist I know, and naturally I've gravitated to a piece that has haunted me since I first read it in my old Perennial paperback copy of the White anthology The Second Tree from the Corner, called "Air Raid Drill," which I've already written about and quoted from. So to kick off this week of "E. B. White Tonight," we're going to have "Air Raid Drill" in its entirety.


FOR E.B.W. NOTES ON HIS REPRINTED "NOTES AND COMMENT"
PIECES, AND TO READ "AIR RAID DRILL," CLICK HERE



TOMORROW in E. B. WHITE TONIGHT: Part 1 of "'Afternoon of an American Boy"


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Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Thurber Tonight: About Wolcott Gibbs

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If the cut-off signature in the lower-right corner of the jacket front looks familiar, it is indeed that of "Chas Addams," who's credited on the inside flap with the jacket design, which as you can see wraps around to the spine.

"Mr. Thurber has . . . a romantic heart that has enabled him to think of his place of business as the most picturesque establishment in publishing history. This is a touching illusion, and I hesitate to correct it."
-- Wolcott Gibbs, in his foreword to the 1958
anthology of his writing, More in Sorrow

by Ken

In last night's concluding installment of the opening chapter of Thurber's The Years with Ross, the author wrote about the aftermath of his transformation from Central Desk editorial "miracle man" to "dime a dozen" writer:
"I became one of the trio about whom [Ross] fretted and fussed continually -- the others were Andy White and Wolcott Gibbs. . . . Once, and only once, he took White and Gibbs and me to lunch at the Algonquin, with all the fret and fuss of a mother hen trying to get her chicks across a main thoroughfare. Later, back at the office, I heard him saying to someone on the phone, 'I just came from lunch with three writers who couldn't have got back to the office alone.'"

I'm not sure how well-known even White would be today if he hadn't found his way into the publishing big time with his children's books (Stuart Little, Charlotte's Web, and The Trumpet of the Swan -- all of which I have to confess I've always found all but unreadable). Gibbs today is hardly known, except in the form of pieces written by people wondering why he's so little known.

Eventually we're going to get around to some of Gibbs's own writing (as everybody who writes about him notes, it doesn't hold up all that well on its own, at least not without a certain amount of context or explanatory background), but tonight, simply in partial answer to the question "Who the heck was Wolcott Gibbs?," we have three documents: short ones by Thurber on Gibbs and by Gibbs on Thurber, and then the obituary White wrote for The New Yorker upon Gibbs's death.


FOR TONIGHT'S CIRCULAR RECOLLECTIONS
OF/BY THURBER, GIBBS & WHITE, CLICK HERE



TOMORROW NIGHT: either a sample of Gibbs's own writing, or some notes on the rift between Thurber and the Whites


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Thursday, December 09, 2010

Thurber (et al.) Tonight: The series to date

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Including Woody Allen, Robert Benchley, Bob and Ray, Will Cuppy, Wolcott Gibbs, Ring Lardner, S. J. Perelman, Jean Shepherd, and E. B. White Tonight

Here's what we've had so far in "Thurber Tonight":

Special Edition: At the 6/12/2011 92nd Street Y Thurber "do," Keith O gives a virtuoso performance

"The Pet Department" (from The Owl in the Attic and Other Perplexities [1931] and The Thurber Carnival [1945]), in six installments:
(1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6)

Fables from Fables for Our Times and Famous Poems Illustrated (1940)
"The Little Girl and the Wolf"
"The Hen and the Heavens"
"The Unicorn in the Garden"
"The Birds and the Foxes"

Fables from Further Fables for Our Time (1956)
"The Cat in the Lifeboat"
"The Fox and the Crow" (plus "Variations on the Theme")
"The Lover and His Lass"
"The Bears and the Monkeys"
"The Grizzly and the Gadgets"
"The Peacelike Mongoose" (in special edition: At the 92nd Street Y Thurber "do," Keith O gives a virtuoso performance)

"My Fifty Years With James Thurber" (preface to The Thurber Carnival)

"The Ladies' and Gentlemen's Guide to Modern English Usage" (from The Owl in the Attic and Other Perplexities [1931])
I. Who and Whom
II. Which
III. The Split Infinitive
IV. Only and One
V. Whether; and VI. The Subjunctive Mood
VII. Exclamation Points and Colons
VIII. The Perfect Infinitive
IX. Adverbial Advice

Short fiction
An extended note on "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" and "The Catbird Seat," with a link to the full text of "The Catbird Seat"
"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"

from My World -- And Welcome to It (1942)
"Here Lies Miss Groby"
"A Ride With Olympy"; encore presentation
"The Letters of James Thurber," accompanied by part of an actual 1938 Thurber letter (from The Thurber Letters), on New York City life among "our horrible bunch"

The great correspondence sagas, both from Thurber Country (1953)
"File and Forget"
"Joyeux Noël, Mr. Durning"; encore presentation

more from Thurber Country (1953)
"The Figgerin' of Aunt Wilma"
"A Friend of the Earth"

from Let Your Mind Alone!, and Other More or Less Inspirational Pieces (1937)
1. "Pythagoras and the Ladder"
2. "Destructive Forces in Life"
3. "The Case for the Daydreamer"
4. "A Dozen Disciplines"
5. "How to Adjust Yourself to Your Work")
6. "Anodynes for Anxieties"
7. "The Conscious vs. The Unconscious"
8. "Sex ex Machina"
"No Standing Room Only" (with an explanatory note on the early theatrical career of Vincent Price)

from My Life and Hard Times (1933, included in The Thurber Carnival [1945])
Preface to a Life
1. The Night the Bed Fell; encore presentation
2. The Car We Had to Push
3. The Day the Dam Broke
4. The Night the Ghost Got In
9. University Days
10. Draft Board Nights
A Note at the End

from The Middle-Aged Man on the Flying Trapeze (1935)
"The Greatest Man in the World" read by Keith Olbermann -- Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3
"The Topaz Cufflinks Mystery"
"The Curb in the Sky"

"The Bloodhound and the Bug":
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

from The Beast in Me, and Other Animals (1948)
"Look Homeward, Jeannie" (also in Thurber's Dogs [1955])

from The Years with Ross (1959)
1. A Dime a Dozen: part 1, part 2, and part 3

from The Thurber Album (1952)
7. Gentleman from Indiana (appreciation of his father), part 1 and part 2 (including some of Thurber's obit for John McNulty)
8. Lavender with a Difference (appreciation of his mother), part 1, part 2, and part 3

About Wolcott Gibbs (Thurber on Gibbs, Gibbs on Thurber, and E. B. White's New Yorker obituary of Gibbs)

Obituary of John McNulty (from The New Yorker of Aug. 4, 1956), plus Thurber's letter to New Yorker editor William Shawn of July 31, 1956, about the published text

Special Edition: At the 92nd Street Y Thurber "do," Keith O gives a virtuoso performance


WOODY ALLEN
TONIGHT


from Getting Even (1971)
"A Look at Organized Crime"
"Death Knocks," Part 1 and
Part 2
"A Twenties Memory"
"Hassidic Tales, with a Guide to Their Interpretation by the Noted Scholar," Part 1 and Part 2
"The Schmeed Memoirs," Part 1 and Part 2
"Count Dracula," Part 1 and Part 2


BENCHLEY TONIGHT

"My Five- (or Maybe Six-) Year Plan"
"A Little Sermon on Success" [plus video: The Treasurer's Report]
"Back in Line" [plus video: That Inferior Feeling]
"One Minute, Please!" [plus video: How to Be a Detective]
"Why We Laugh -- or Do We?" [plus video: introducing "a man who needs no introduction," from The Sky's the Limit]; August 2016 encore presentation
"How I Create" [plus video: How to Eat]
"How to Get Things Done" [plus video: Home Movies]; June 2016 encore presentation
"Announcing a New Vitamin" [plus video: the start of How to Take a Vacation]
"Down With Pigeons"
"The Bathroom Revolution"
"The Sunday Menace"
"Ask That Man"
"One Set of French Dishes"


BOB AND RAY TONIGHT

Bob and Ray: The Two and Only (Original Broadway Cast recording)
Act I (plus other Bob and Ray goodies)
Sunday, 4/3/11: The Two and Only: Overture; Wally Ballou (Bob) and Hector Lassie (Ray); Introductory remarks; Wally covers a fast-breaking cranberry story in Times Square -- meet Floyd Smith the cranberry man (Ray)
Video clip: Bob and Ray appear with a young David Letterman, part 1
Monday, 4/4/11: World's largest living lizard . . . some kind of lizard? (Komodo dragon expert, plus Gabe Preston calls in from Washington with breaking news)
Video clip: Part 2 of the Letterman appearance
Tuesday, 4/5/11: "Most Beautiful Face" (plus Gabe Preston tries again)
Video clip: First half of a 1952 outing of the 15-minute NBC TV Bob and Ray Show
Wednesday, 4/6/11: Barry Campbell talks about his Broadway opening (and closing) night
Video clip: Part 2 of that TV Bob and Ray Show: an episode of Mary Backstayge, Noble Wife, with Audrey Meadows as Mary B and actress Jessica Culpepper
Thursday, 4/7/11: STOA (Slow Talkers of America)
Video clip (audio only): No Dragnet Here -- The men of Squad Car 119 are just a locked door away from being on the Case of the Ruffled Shirt Bandit

Bob and Ray: The Two and Only: Act II
Part 1: The Larry Lovebreath Show: Dog trainer; Grand Canyon public service announcement; Truffle hunter
Part 2: Classic sports interview -- Biff Burns and Stuffy
Part 3: News in Depth: Gov't bureaucrat Hap Whatney; Unusual political concession speech; David Chetley analyzes the speech (plus video clip of Chet Huntley's Huntley-Brinkley Report signoff)
Part 4: More News in Depth: Announcement for the Treasury Dept.; Corrupt mayor of Skunk Haven, NJ; Return of Gabe Preston with his breaking story
Part 5: Curtain call -- encores: Kiddie menu; McBeebee Twins

from Write If You Get Work: The Best of Bob & Ray (1975)
Foreword by Kurt Vonnegut Jr., who remembers being interviewed for a job by the fellows
"Elmer W. Litzinger, Spy" (plus Bulletin No. 1)
"Emergency Ward"
(plus Bulletin No. 2)
"Spelling Bee," Part 1 (plus Bulletin No. 3) and Part 2 (plus Bulletin
No. 4)
"Lucky Phone Call"


WILL CUPPY TONIGHT

from How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes (1931)
from the Preface
Memoirs of the Jukes Family, or Where We Come In
"The Java Man" (plus background on the Jukes Family)
"The Peking Man"
"The Piltdown Man"
"The Heidelberg Man"
"The Neanderthal Man"
"The Cro-Magnon Man"
"The Modern Man"
How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes, or A Monkey a Day
"The Chimpanzee"
"The Gorilla"
"The Orang-utan"
"The Gibbon"
"The Baboon"
"The Howling Monkey"
"The Lemur"
Mammals You Ought to Know, or Why Be a Rhinoceros?
"The Lion"

from How to Become Extinct (1941)
"Own Your Own Snake"
"Aristotle, Indeed!"

from How to Attract the Wombat (1949)
"Are Wombats People?" (the introductory piece)
"The Wombat"
"More About Wombats"
Pliny the Elder special edition: "The Goose," "The Oyster," and "The Ostrich"

from The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody (1950)
"Alexander the Great"
"Cleopatra"
"Lucrezia Borgia"
Afterword by Thomas Maeder (1984)


WOLCOTT GIBBS TONIGHT

About Wolcott Gibbs (Thurber on Gibbs, Gibbs on Thurber, and E. B. White's New Yorker obituary of Gibbs)

"In Memoriam: Robert Benchley" (New York Times remembrance)

"The Mantle of Comstock"

"To a Little Girl at Christmas" -- meet Comrade Jelly Belly

"One with Nineveh" -- Gibbs's 25-years-later reencounter with Lucius Beebe, Part 1 and Part 2

"Glorious Calvin (A Critical Appreciation)" -- "a critical appreciation of Calvin Coolidge as a movie comedian"


RING LARDNER TONIGHT

Presenting the Master, with "Who's Who -- and Why" and the Preface to "How to Write Short Stories"

It was part of his charm: Prefaces to The Love Nest and The Story of a Wonder Man by Sarah E. Spooldripper

The Young Immigrunts (The road to "Shut up he explained"): Part 1, Part 2 (plus Ring Lardner Jr. on The Young Immigrunts), and Part 3 (plus Ring Lardner Jr.'s excerpts from Daisy Ashford's The Young Visiters, the source of the parody)

You Know Me Al
John Lardner's Introduction (1958): Part 1 and Part 2
Chapter I: A Busher's Letters Home
Part 1, Preface and Jack's letters of Sept. 6 and Dec. 14 and 16
Part 2, The busher reaches the bigs -- March 2, 7, 9, and 16
Part 3: Countdown to Opening Day -- March 26 and April 1, 4, 7, and 10
Part 4: The busher makes his big-league debut -- April 11 and 15
Part 5: A major development for Jack -- April 19, 25, and 29
Chapter II: The Busher Comes Back
Part 1, The busher comes back! -- Jack's letters of May 13 and 20
Part 2: After a two-month silence, Jack has big news for Al -- July 20
Part 3, A surprise for Jack -- August 16
Part 4, Back in the bigs -- August 27
Part 5, Big doings in Detroit -- September 6
Part 6, "Boston is some town, Al" -- September 12
Part 7, Bedford, IN, meets New York, NY -- September 16
Part 8, Rain day in Philly; arrival in D.C. -- September 19 and 22
Part 9, In D.C., it's Jack vs. Johnson -- September 22 and 27
Part 10, The "city serious," and Jack's biggest news yet -- October 3 and 7
Part 11, Reversal(s) of fortune -- October 9 and 12
Part 12, Did you see this one coming? -- October 13 and 14

Bed-Time Stories:
How to Tell a True Princess
Cinderella
Red Riding Hood

Champion (in seven parts):
Part 1 -- We make the acquaintaince of young Michael Kelly
Part 2 -- In Milwaukee, Midge makes connections
Part 3 -- In Boston, Midge makes his mark
Part 4 -- In New Orleans, Midge reads some mail
Part 5 -- Back in his hometown, the champ knows how to deal with a sponger
Part 6 -- Back in Milwaukee, the champ rearranges more old arrangements
Part 7 -- In New York, the champ meets the press
Postscript: How "Champion" and the other stories in How to Write Short Stories (with Samples) found their way into book form

Three New Yorker "Talk of the Town" items about Ring


PERELMAN TONIGHT

from The Most of S. J. Perelman:
Intro to Part I and "Strictly from Hunger," Part 1 and Part 2
Intro to Part II and Acres and Pains, Chapter One, Chapters Two and Three, Chapters Four and Five
How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth, Part 1 and Part 2

Perelman the mini-dramatist:
"How Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth," part 1 and part 2

from Westward Ha!
I. Goodbye Broadway, Hello Mal-de-mer, Part 1 (It started in Philadelphia) and Part 2 (Departure day looms)

from The Swiss Family Perelman
Chapter 1, "Rancors Aweigh"
Part 1 -- Launching yet another journey
Part 2 -- San Francisco-bound
Chapter 2, "Low Bridge -- Everybody Down"
Part 1 -- The journey begins!
Part 2 -- Hooray for Hollywood!
Part 3 -- "Move over, Asia"
Chapter 3, "The Wild Blue Yonder"
Part 1 -- Aboard the S.S. Grover Cleveland
Part 2 -- Putting on the feedbag
Part 3 -- Hawaii to Hong Kong
Chapter 4, "Mama Don't Want No Rice"
Part 1 -- Breaking news!
Part 2 -- "You rat!"
Part 3 -- On the town in Hong Kong


JEAN SHEPHERD
TONIGHT


Radio clips:
Cafe Incident
The Attic
The Great Ice Cream War
of Hammond

Ham Radio, Part 1 and
Part 2

From In God We Trust -- All Others Pay Cash:
Chapter I -- "We Meet Flick, the Friendly Bartender"
Chapter II -- "Duel in the Snow, or Red Ryder Nails the Cleveland Street Kid," Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4


E. B. WHITE TONIGHT

From The Second Tree from the Corner":
Foreword (1954) and Introduction (1984)
"Air Raid Drill" (plus E.B.W. notes on the notes reprinted from The New Yorker's "Notes and Comment" page)
"Afternoon of an American Boy," Part 1 and Part 2
"The Second Tree from the Corner," Part 1 and Part 2
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