PHILBERT'S BACK-- TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION BY INSISTING ON OUR RIGHT TO CARRY MACHINE GUNS IN CHURCH, A RIGHT SUPPORTED BY, WHO ELSE? SCALITO

FM: THE DESK OF PHILBERT SUGGS
TO: Michael Peroutka
Institute on the Constitution
8028 Ritchie Hwy. Suite 315
Pasadena MD 21122
Phone: (866) 730-9796
mp@iotc.com, Jlof
RE: The Rights of Good Christian Church Members to Carry Concealed Machine Guns In Order to Kill the Dangerous Concealed Weapon Carriers in Church Before they Kill the Good Members.

Dear Mr Peroutka,
My name is Philbert Suggs and I'm a proud anti-choice patriot, a right-wing god fearing warrior for our Savior JC and an avid biblical style big game hunter just like you. My favorite targets are the urban and rural coyotes, the black bear and the easy mule deer. My weapon, the sleek Bushmaster semi-automatic Rimfire rifle.
Michael, because of your passion for guns, your passion for our constitution and the way you interpreted it to read how we may all arm ourselves with small artillery weapons and because you are a powerful lawman with nice hair and connections in the Washington, DC area, I'm writing to you today.
When Our Leader GW nominated Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. to the US Supreme Court on Monday, I Amen-ed and hallelujah-ed so loud for hours on end that when the neighbors down the road complained, I immediately thought of you.
I remembered in lucid detail the brilliant opinion column you wrote recently about the importance of arming church goers to protect themselves from dangerous other church members who may be armed. As you pointed out in your essay with chilling effect,
"In recent years, many other innocent people in churches have been murdered by an individual who was the only one who was armed"
Wow, even though I'm only from the South part of California (Riverside). I can identify so well with your southern red state fears about the dangers of church shootings and church violence while attending church. I too just like you blame these type of killings on Hollywood liberals who deny us- fear of judgment type men, the right to secretly hide weapons under our outer clothing while we attend church.
I too imagine that I am an unarmed worshipper zestfully kneeling in my pew, praying rapturously for a good cull during my Sunday night raccoon hunt and.... just totally getting it right with the Lord......
When all of a sudden out of nowhere Chuck Warren our pastor's assistant, our church handy man and our devoted Sunday school prayer leader unloads his elegantly polished Beretta semi automatic pistol into the rows of the faithful as he screams out,
"Death to all those who oppose my request of salvation, death for the evils of your serpent seed exchange and for the act of betrayal when a woman shall lie down with a beast !!!"
Michael, this is an everyday scenario that plays out in my mind over and over like it must for Sean Hannity, Bill O Reilly and for you.
So, I've come up with a plan for you and I to put an end to this tragic everyday event.
Judge Alito with his robust, potent King James Version biblical focus on the issue of machine gun ownership is a divine sign from above. We must make it our mission that now he will grace the court that you will write a challenge....Ensuring the rights of all Americans to own and arm themselves with machine guns.
You, I and other Yahweh devoted gun lovers know that when Father Alito argued against Congress banning the private use of machine guns he was making a case for Church goers to secretly hide machine guns in their bible bags and inside their bullet proof vests.
You Michael, write up this challenge for the new theocratic court and I will be the victim seeking redemption in its decision!!!
Under this new court which will be stacked with promise keepers like Scalia,Thomas, Roberts and Alito we can make the dream of allowing Church goers the constitutional right to arm themselves with concealed weapons a dream that came true.
So...Michael give me a sign when we can start these challenges to have the new testament themed supreme court rule on these important rights issues and I will fly out to the DC area and we'll be able to save thousands if not millions of Christians who may be gunned down in church.
Also please feel the freedom when drawing up this challenge, to name it Suggs vs Hollywood liberals or Suggs vs secret agents of B'Nai-Brith.

God Bless Ye,

Philbert Suggs