DWT Quiz answer: Who noticed that things that happen to stupid people keep happening to him?

For today's DWT Quiz, we asked who wondered:

"How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?"

It's a thought that, goodness knows, could or even should have occurred to Chimpy the Prez, GOP presidential pretender Sen. John McCain, Attorney General Idiot Al "The Torture Guy" Gonzales, and former DCI George Tenet. Alas, it appears that these gentlemen have an even lower level of self-awareness than the person one would have thought the least self-aware (cartoon or otherwise) on the planet:

Homer Simpson


A special nod to reader "me" for nailing this one:

"While this could easily have been spoken by any of them, only Homer is smart enough to know that he's dumb."