Get out your no. 2 pencil--it's time for another DWT Quiz, ripped as always from the headlines

Today's quiz question: Identify the speaker.

"How come things that happen to stupid people
keep happening to me?"

(a) President George W. Bush, to his wife, what's her name . . . you know, the liberry lady

(b) GOP presidential candidate John McCain, to his campaign manager and media adviser

(c) Idiot Al "The Torture Guy" Gonzales, U.S. attorney general, to his valet after another rough day of congressional testimony

(d) former DCI George Tenet, to his Georgetown U. faculty colleague "Devil Dougie" Feith, on a break from his all-media book tour

(e) Homer Simpson, after suffering his second electric shock on an electrified fence while trying to find his way out of the Harvest Festival Corn Maze

[Everybody got this one right! Check out the answer here.]