Thursday, March 06, 2008

CHARLIE CRIST HAS A "GIRLFRIEND"-- A FIRST STEP TOWARDS GETTING ON THE McCAIN TICKET... TO NOWHERE?

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Beard?

I like Charlie Crist and not only do I think he's one of the only good Republican elected officials in America, I think he's a lot better than plenty of Democrats. After extremist ideologue Jeb Bush, Crist has run Florida in a moderate and bipartisan let's-get-the-job-done manner. I haven't taken seriously any of the rumors that McCain is thinking of putting him on the national Republican ticket as his running mate because Crist is gay. He isn't an anti-gay homophobe like so many Republicans in the closet but he is in the closet and his sexuality might upset certain elements of the Republican base. But the rumors are now trial balloons and I'm wondering what Hagee, Parsley & Sage are going to do when they find out who's on the ticket they all endorsed.

Anyway, today I noticed a narrative in the St. Petersburg Post that friends in Florida had alerted me to: Crist is trying to pass himself off as straight by "dating" a beard. So anyone who thought Jason Wetherington would soon be replacing Lynn Cheney at Number One Observatory Circle, will just have to settle for New York socialite Carol Rome, who, Crist is saying, is no longer "just a friend." Carol is in the middle of a divorce and Crist introduced her as "my girlfriend"... but not in the gay sense.

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4 Comments:

At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant wait for the Airport Restroom Trollers for Truth to start the television commercials.

Jesse Helms - Rest in Hell you bastard

 
At 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, Charlie Crist was married once when he was 23 (from 1979-80) for 7 months to a woman, Amanda Morrow, the realtor. She is reportedly living in an openly lesbialicious relationship with Mildred G. Harrison. This is all open information found in all the tabloids and open records. After this, no steady girlfriend for Crist, no open flirtations, nothing. Right around the time he was running for governor – read the Florida newspapers, my friends – there were claims of a steady girlfriend here and there. Now, well, you gotta do what you gotta do. That red-faced little demon wants to represent the big red party. What will Charlie do? The Florida tabloids have covered Crist’s open effort to get Civil Union rights for his ex-shamster and her steady Betty. What will McCain do? What kind of flip-flopping will McCain have to do to secure Florida? Will he have to go back on Ellen and say “I do” and walk her down the aisle. Crist – just come out and say you like the Greek love, man. If you do, I’ll vote for you anywhere you show up. So, what if McCain doesn’t pick you? Do you still take that dive?

 
At 4:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well here it is, the day after the presidential election, and what? Charlie voted FOR Amendment 2! What a hypocrite...! And what else? Ever meet his new "fiancee"? She is tougher than many men I know! Things that make you go hmmm.....

 
At 11:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all such an old story. Look, Charlie, are you gay? It's fine if you are, just admit it and move on. We're not going to cover dor you any more or pretned to believe the fake marriage. Stop hating yourself, but more importantly, stop hating your gay constituents who want to get married and adopt children. What you are doing is not just about you, you are hurting a lot of people.

 

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