Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

All week long, I've been wondering what to do with all of the memes that depict this week's 2020 Cavalcade Of Republican Goonery. I mean, there's so much, where do I start? So I've decided that the best thing to do is just present a selection of the week's better Republican Con-Vention memes as a kind of rap-up, more or less let the pictures do the talking. and leave it at that. Besides, a week of prime time exposure to the Republican Party's selection of "best people" and "very fine people" has left me almost speechless like many of you.

First I'll start with the First "Lady." Some people may think that I should go easy on her, but, why? The woman is a disease. She's part of this Republican attack on America so she's fair game. She doesn't get away with her role in this just because she can flash her lashes and stick out the biggest boobs that money can buy. First, here she is in her Stalin era Red Army uniform knock off as she gave her little speech. Second, a comparison to her hubby's idol.

Queen Melanoma has liked to play totalitarian dress up before. Remember her trip to Africa where she dressed up as the Nazi archaeologist from one of the Indiana Jones movies? She's very into symbolism. I made that point in Thursday's Midnight meme and so did one of our readers. How long before she publishes her "Little Red Book Of Gardening Tips?"

Next up, Washington's two amperes of brain power couple Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle from Monday night's opening screamfest.

My god! What were these people snoring backstage before they appeared? Don Jr. was pathetically trying to look like a future president in an in house pageant at the local insane asylum. He was the poster boy for "Lost My Grip On Reality." And Kimberly? That was some Rudy Giuliani imitation! I don't think much of Kimberly's ex Gavin Newsome but he should be breathing a huge sigh of relief that that nutball is no longer in his life. The fact that she once was should, in a sane world, disqualify him from ever holding public office again. Count yer lucky stars, Gavin. You dodged a bullet. And, lets not forget how many people have pointed out that Kimberly reminds them of someone else.

And, of course, how could I forget the biggest, most dangerous lunatic of all.