Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

So now the White House Clown Corps is so strapped for positive PR props that it's flying Conan, the hero military dog who helped bring the leader of ISIS to justice, 8,000 miles to Washington so Putin's dog can give him a medal. Yes, Conan deserves a medal, if a medal means anything at all to him, but, I know if I was a German Shepherd, I'd rather get a crack at Trump's traditional guest tables of piled stacks of Burger King and Big Macs than have some obese orange freak breathing on me while he puts a ribbon around my neck. Trump's whole purpose in the ceremony is about Trump and nobody else.

At least the appearance of Conan and his handler in the Oval Office will bring some rare honor to the room. But, think of it this way: Trump, who has never ever shown any care for human or beast is now just a quarter step away from distracting us with pictures of cute puppies and kittens. Although, I can certainly see Trump threatening to shoot them unless we send him money for his wall, call off the impeachment, or whatever. Can you imagine if Trump started shooting? Every Republican you ever met would be cheering and chanting about "2nd amendment rights." In a show of solidarity, Republican $enators would be shooting puppies on the $enate floor, with Russian guns and ammo, of course.

Noah's Fantasy O' The Day: It's almost a shame that our military canines are so well trained and so well behaved. As the meme implies, Conan might feel torn between his training and his moral fortitude. Oh how I wish he'd gnaw a chunk out of Trump or Pence's ass. Even better, how much would you give to see the creepy smile on Pence's face if Conan started humping his leg?