Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Having worked in the corporate world in my career, I've seen more than my fair share of bubble-headed idiots who got their job only because a successful daddy pulled some favors or asserted some power and got the job for them. Once in whatever the business is, they just trade on daddy's name and launch some sort of income stream. Failing that, these types usually glom on to someone else's earlier success and claim it as their own, often doing interview after interview to claim credit. The bigger the lie, the more it sticks in the minds of those who don't know better. The worst of these headcases go so far as to even hire a press flak who is willing to push any mound of bullshit if the money's good enough. In almost every case, the bubblehead wears out his or her welcome pretty quickly due to a combination of having cloaked their insecurities in extreme arrogance and not being up to the job. The ones that I have personally witnessed have always achieved one thing though (aside form having almost as many failed marriages as work failures); they have continuously inspired their co-workers to new heights when it comes to making jokes about them behind their backs.

In the case of the subject of tonight's meme, Ivanka Trump is as public on a wide scale as it gets. With that comes more more jokes; some behind her back but more right out in the open. On the flipside, there also comes more time and more arrogance. It's the same with her Beavis & Butthead brothers. I, for one, look forward to a time when daddy isn't around anymore, having left the scene via whatever manner the fates have chosen. History shows that life might not be so easy for the princess and the princes when the reason for people to be nice to her isn't around anymore. Don't worry Ivanka, you and Jared (if he's still around) can always move to Saudi Arabia. Hope you like the climate.