Thursday, November 21, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Herewith some choice Republican commentary from the first day of the Trump impeachment hearings:
Sean Hannity, aka Trump ventriloquist dummy: "The Republicans had a great day all the way around." Sure Sean. I think you've just gave some sharp definition to the phrase "whistling past the graveyard."

Mark Levin, another Trump lap dancer, said Deputy Assistant Secretary of State George Kent and Ambassador Taylor looked like "two homeless guys." Well, at least that does kinda indicate the level of contempt that Republicans have for the homeless.

Christian Whiton, on Tucker Carlson's show, stated that the witnesses "looked like people who sat by themselves at recess." I bet Christian was a real joy in grade school. Sounds like a natural Repug bully whose ass shoulda been royally kicked years ago!

Charles Hurt, Washington Times editor: "I don't know what language quid quo pro is." Must be a great newspaper. Not!

Rep. Gym Shower Jordan: Summoning up his inner 15 year old girl, Gym claimed that "What you heard did not happen. It did not happen." Funny, that's exactly what he said about the goings on in the shower at the Ohio State wrestling facility.

Bill Bennett (Former Secretary of Education): "There's no burglary, there's no break-in, there's no tapes, there's no dress, there's no Monica Lewinsky!" Gee Bill, what's the matter, abuse of power, extortion, bribery, and treason aren't good enough for ya?

Donald "Clown Shoes" Trump: "Where's the fake whistleblower?"
And that was just the first day folks; real Beavis and Butthead stuff (with apologies to Beavis and Buttheand).

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