Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

On Friday, while the treasonous Republican contingent of the House Intelligence Committee, including Gym Jordan, Devin Nunes, Chris Stewart, and John Ratcliffe, was attempting to batter true American patriot Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, and, parroting Putin talking points about an alleged Ukrainian conspiracy to swing the 2016 election to Hillary Clinton, their oh great exalted leader, Donald "Be Best" Trump, was making every effort to intimidate her via tweet as she testified as a witness before the committee. It was a well-coordinated attempt to intimidate a witness right in the middle of their dear leader's impeachment hearing. The aforementioned republican contingent might as well have been on loan from the old style Russian. Politburo. They would, especially Devin Nunes, be proud to be thought of in that way, just like Trump wishes he were, but could never be, Putin himself. The disruption plan backfired, as well it should have.

Trump's real time witness intimidation tweet was, in essence, another article of impeachment under Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution. Whether or not the House Democrats decide to include that crime in any list of articles of impeachment remains to be seen but I am not going to hold my breath on that one. Instead, I expect another instance of corrupt Washington protecting its own while I wistfully hope that common sense and therefor the Constitution prevails. Since Friday, republicans have been making light of the ideal of witness intimidation but Ambassador Yovanovich knew all too well what happens to people who stand in the way of corruption in Ukraine. She was fired while she attended a memorial for Ukraine activist, Kateryna Handziuk, who was murdered by having a quart of sulphuric acid thrown on her right outside her house.

As a side note; the last president who used the term "that woman" was impeached for lying in a deposition under oath about receiving a blow job from a "that woman." Fraud Trump essentially used the term "that woman" in order to rid himself of a seasoned State Department figure who had patriotically served under six presidents regardless of their party affiliation. Trump wanted her out of the way because she stood in the way of his mobster styled bribery and extortion scheme. His message to Ambassador Yovanovich that "she's going to go through some things" was loud and clear. Republicans, of course, view getting a blow job as more worthy of impeachment than bribery, extortion, or even treason.