Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

One of these is not like the other but it's so fitting and telling that Trump would love Moscow but hate all of these great American cities. To Trump, any place with a large population of black people always seems to be a "shithole" in his shithole of a mind. He's such a miserable jackass here in America that the obvious thing for him to do is pack up and leave. You know that, deep down, he'd love to leave, except he enjoys using our presidency as a cash cow so much. Besides, mobsters never willingly give up their turf.

Trump could take all of his white supremacist staff and all of his Russo-Republican $enators and Congresscretins with him to Moscow and they could see just how much they like it there. We could easily get a million people to go to Washington to help all these traitors pack. What I'd prefer though is that Putin would promise them all nice homes in a Trump Moscow hotel and then send them to a muddy, half frozen Siberian gulag when they got there. Putin could take in a few million Trump voters, too. Russia's got room! Give them new red hats that feature yellow Russian stars! They'd be so happy, for a couple of days. It's a thought Vlad. Think about it Vlad. You'd become an American hero after all. Be sure to send us pictures!