Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

We do not have a policy of separating families at the border. Period.
-Kristjen Nielsen, Secretary Of The Department Of Homeland Security, June 17, 2018

On Wednesday, Kristjen Nielsen, She-Wolf Of The DHS, once again displayed her exceedingly gross contempt for humanity. This time, it was before a House committee. She couldn't bring herself to admit that she's been keeping kids in cages. Back in January of last year, it was before the Senate where she was so contemptuous and so disingenuous that she claimed that she didn't know that Norway was a predominately white nation. Since her name and appearance is so Scandinavian, one might think that she would know that but, well, she comes from a Trump World of "alternative facts," so...

In any event, working for the Colonel Klink of Presidents has clearly taken its toll. Her appearance before Congress only managed to add a couple of more absurd quotes to her shameless list of personal greatest hits. She couldn't even bring herself to call the cages what they are- cages! I was surprised she didn't call them "Kiddie Kondos" and try to trademark the term; better yet-- Kristjen's Kiddie Kondos, with a nice, sporty KKK logo!

It seemed that Nielsen feared that if she did call them what they are, cages, she might be consumed by fire like her fellow NAZIs in the ending of Raiders Of The Lost Ark. "They're beautiful!" Even if she did admit that they are cages, she'd add that she sees nothing wrong in kidnapping kids and throwing them into cages. No, the only thing people like Kristjen Nielsen see wrong is that they can't sell their souls more than once in their heinous lives. "I regret that I have only one soul to sell for he who grabs the pussy!"

Sadly, as was to be expected, Nielsen was not so much as even threatened with being in contempt of Congress, nor was she arrested on the spot for kidnapping or crimes against humanity. That would only happen in a Capitol Building where a sense of morality and justice actually prevailed. Instead we saw yet another example of Washington lawmakers normalizing the deplorable and the despicable. The kind of behavior of Kristjen Nielsen proudly displays once begat the French Revolution, or at least a judgment at Nuremberg. There used to be a death penalty for kidnapping and for using your bigotry as an excuse to rip families apart and put members in prison camps.

Well Kristjen, I guess you always wanted to be the face of White Nationalism and White Supremacy. You're a good little tool of evil. Congratulations. In Trump's latest "beauty" pageant, you'll at least be one of his top 5 finalists, right up there with Gen. John Kelly. One day soon, we might just see you go before some willfully toothless congressional game show panel and claim that you "were only following orders." At that point, the skies will open and deliver a whirlwind of red, white, and blue balloons and red, white and blue confetti. The curtain behind you will then part and the only sentence you will hear is "And, Kristjen, you have just won yourself a brand new car!" It'll be black 1941 Mercedes-Benz 770K limo, of course. You can drive it all the way from Arizona to Argentina. I'd like to see you try.