Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Hmmm, I wonder what Putin is whispering to his fluffer. Could it be:

A) Don't worry about McConnell. I've got him covered.

B) Thanks for making those tariff moves on your farmers I wanted. I was able to make a sweet deal with the Chinese for Russian soybeans.

C) Don't forget, I have a pee tape, all the records of the cash we've given your family, and a copy of the notes to our meetings.

D) Got anymore top secret Israeli intelligence you can pass my way?

E) Pissing off Mexico is working great for both of us. They've stopped buying U.S. corn and get it from Brazil now. Thanks again!

F) Thanks for pulling out of Syria and giving me a clear path. My friends in Iran thank you too!

G) Don't forget, you need to destroy NATO so I can grow my influence in Europe. Plenty of rubles and Russian girlies in it for you!

H) Keep attacking the European Union! The more destabilized it gets the better!

I) Your help in destabilizing your own country for me will always be appreciated in Mother Russia.

J) Good thing you sided with me instead of your own intelligence agencies. Get my drift?

K) Your shutdown is going great! It's the answer to my prayers!

L) How's our friend Paul Manafort doing?

M) I know your son Eric said you have all the money you need from us, but there's more waiting for you in a briefcase back in your hotel room.

N) Don't worry Little Donnie, you'll always be my #1 Asset, my favorite spy! You've been a friend of Russia for a long time. You've been a great investment!

O) All of the above and more.