Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Impeachment is just a compromise position now. More drastic measures are called for. Impeachment is, in fact, now just an unsatisfactory compromise, as if it was ever really on the table anyway. What we should now be doing if we, as a society had any brains at all, (which, sadly, we do not) is not have any meetings in the White House to end the Trump shutdown. Those two words are in the wrong order. Shutdown Trump is more like it. We should send in some military special operations teams and drag Trump's obese, Russian-branded orange ass out of there and drag him all the way down to GITMO where we can give him a military trial with a pre-determined outcome equal to what all GITMO enemy combatants get and leave him there in a cage for the rest of his days. In fact, add some cages for the McConnell types, too. I wouldn't want my tax payer dollars going for a wall but I'd gladly pay for cages and nameplates for the likes of Lindsey Graham, Rudy Giuliani, and all the rest. Just make sure to leave the cages out in the sun. Even give them a nice humane looking daily water bottle, straight from the sea. Give them all a fine Caribbean vacation, forever.

Even back in the summer of 2016, two long years ago, it was obvious that Trump is an agent for Russia. The fact that he had the Republican platform committee make changes in regard to our position on the Ukraine that Trump's handler Putin favored sent a loud and clear signal. Then there was the "Russia if your listening" request for Hillary's emails and the announcement of an important speech full of dirt about the Clintons the Trumps were planning to receive at a now infamous Trump Tower meeting. Even well before that 2016 Republican Kleveland Kook Konvention, there were plenty of "If it walks like a duck" indicators as to what is going on with our now Manchurian President. The corporate media, of course, refused to pull back the curtain or breathe much of a word. Instead, they chose to broadcast Trump's mini-klan rallies every night while Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Hitler looked up from Hell with smiles and laughter.

Then came the cowardly electoral college "election" and the inauguration that was swarming with so many Russians that you could smell the vodka and caviar all the way past the beltway. Then, when it became obvious that Russia had committed an act of cyber warfare against us, Trump and his co-conspirators in congress did nothing. There's no need to wonder why. Next, Trump quickly invited some Russians, including Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, a "former" Russian intelligence agent, right into the oval office so they could celebrate their joint victory and our Manchurian President could hand him some top secret Israeli intelligence. Many patriotic Americans speculated that Trump's Russian guests might have been able to sneak a few bugs into the oval office, but really, why would they when they know that Trump will just pick up the phone and tell them anything they want to know? The only reason would be to tape enough of whatever Trump is up to to have even more to hold over his head than they already do but, after decades of grooming Trump, why bother? They already had more than enough on him to control him

The story goes on and on. There will be more. The whole thing is now like a nightly old-style radio suspense serial, but the only thing anyone in Washington is worrying about is not about treason and trials but how they can end this story with a free pass given to Trump like Nixon got. This time, the crimes are even worse, and more multi-faceted. This time, the plumbers have names like McConnell, Nunes, Ryan, Gowdy... It's a very long list, a list of politicians who "appear to have" taken laundered Russian money from the NRA. They probably even got the envelopes handed to right on the floors of congress. It's a much longer list, a list with slimy, treasonous tentacles that spread deep into our government, a list with direct connections to what republicans, FOX "News" included, call Mother Russia.