Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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by Noah
Maxine Waters! Maxine Waters! Say that name to any republican and they will clench their fists and tense up with rage. Show them a picture of Maxine Waters and they will enter a state of apoplexy and start screaming about a world gone wrong. May I suggest that we send every republican we know a picture of Maxine Waters? Flood the White House with them? Hell, I'd even rent a truck with loudspeakers playing Maxine's greatest moments and park it outside the White House gates with the amplifiers set to 11. Get another one and go to Mitch McConnell's house. And another to follow idiots like Kellyanne Conway, Don Jr., and Sarah Huckabee Sanders as they head out to dinner, every damn night! Every night! And, wake them up with it every damn morning!
When I see Maxine Waters on my TV, I tell my wife "That's my President!" Oh, I know there are better possibilities but none would upset republicans more! Can you imagine if Ms. Waters ran against Herr Trump and actually beat him? Oh to have film of Trump screaming and babbling with misogynistic racist frustrated rage, slowly melting into a fetid, whimpering orange puddle while Stephen Miller takes off his sheet and hood to desperately sop up the mess in an effort to save his dear leader.
Well, OK. Until that glorious time, we will have to settle for knowing that Maxine Waters will now, as a result of Tuesday's election results, be the Chairperson of the House Financial Services Committee, and that's pretty damn good. I imagine her standing at some huge archaic-looking subpoena machine, turning the big crank with determination. It's a start.
Maxine Waters! Maxine Waters! Say that name to any republican and they will clench their fists and tense up with rage. Show them a picture of Maxine Waters and they will enter a state of apoplexy and start screaming about a world gone wrong. May I suggest that we send every republican we know a picture of Maxine Waters? Flood the White House with them? Hell, I'd even rent a truck with loudspeakers playing Maxine's greatest moments and park it outside the White House gates with the amplifiers set to 11. Get another one and go to Mitch McConnell's house. And another to follow idiots like Kellyanne Conway, Don Jr., and Sarah Huckabee Sanders as they head out to dinner, every damn night! Every night! And, wake them up with it every damn morning!
When I see Maxine Waters on my TV, I tell my wife "That's my President!" Oh, I know there are better possibilities but none would upset republicans more! Can you imagine if Ms. Waters ran against Herr Trump and actually beat him? Oh to have film of Trump screaming and babbling with misogynistic racist frustrated rage, slowly melting into a fetid, whimpering orange puddle while Stephen Miller takes off his sheet and hood to desperately sop up the mess in an effort to save his dear leader.
Well, OK. Until that glorious time, we will have to settle for knowing that Maxine Waters will now, as a result of Tuesday's election results, be the Chairperson of the House Financial Services Committee, and that's pretty damn good. I imagine her standing at some huge archaic-looking subpoena machine, turning the big crank with determination. It's a start.
Labels: Maxine Waters, memes
4 Comments:
Send a memo to the DWT Art Dept!
"I imagine her standing at some huge archaic-looking subpoena machine, turning the big crank with determination."
This all assumes that Trump will cooperate with the scripts. I don't see that. He's going to fight tooth and nail, because he doesn't believe in following the rules. I am still of the opinion that he's looking for a way to declare himself President For Life and rule by Fiat.
He has a compliant Supremecist Court, and he acts like he's got the military in his pocket. Considering his televangelical support, and that the military is completely infested with such loathsome creatures, he very well might.
The democraps flap their jaws a great deal, but they rarely follow up with meaningful action. I don't see them accomplishing much now that they are the House Majority. Impeachment is off the table, and "We're all capitalists here". The Media is already declaring Nancy to be Speaker. Neither Hope nor Change is coming.
It's going to get ugly!
I see post-election delusions are already settling in and are strong with these leftys.
Maxine is nearly as addled and incoherent as is Pelosi. Whoever has their arm up Pelosi's ass and is operating her mouth will tell Maxine to lay off der fuhrer lest it upset a single Nazi voter they still think they can turn. And Maxine will do as she is told, as always.
I bet you all thought conyers would allow Kucinich's articles of impeachment to be heard in committee also?
You guys make me ashamed to be a lefty, truly.
5:14, it's been ugly for 38 years and counting. Yup, no hope nor change nor nuthin.
Not 'til voters find another left movement to get in on.
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