WILL THE GOP HAVE A TWO-PYGMY RACE AFTER ALL?
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Willard is deciding today whether or not to pull out of the race for the presidency. Last night he managed to win in Alaska, Colorado, Utah, Massachusetts, North Dakota, and Minnesota-- very embarrassing for Tim Pawlenty who was hoping to be McCain's VP choice-- and now has 269 delegates (compared to 613 for McCain and The Huckster's 190). Willard failed to get even the extreme right of his fractured party to coalesce around his bid to stop the hated McCain.
All he has is his checkbook and, reportedly, Tagg, Merrill, Lynch Smith and Barney have been bellowing about their rapidly evaporating inheritances. So far Willard has spent over a million dollars per delegate. At this rate it will cost him $1.3 billion to win the largely worthless nomination. Judging by last night, it would look like Huckabee has a better chance against McCain in upcoming pygmy-tests in Texas, Louisiana and Kansas.
MINI-UPDATE
Looks like Willard is planning to jump in a toilet and flush on Thursday
Labels: Mitt Romney, Republican presidential race
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 6:49 AM
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The best part about Romney's candidacy is watching him blow all that money.
No, the best part is that he's the Great White Hope of the Swamp Nazi Radio drones and he's goin' down in flames! They're like King Canute trying to order the tide to stop coming in. Willard isn't even a conservative--they just hate John McCain, but perhaps not to the extent that Ann Coulter does.
That's the best thing I've heard about McCain yet.
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