FLIP FLOP MITT DUBS THOMPSON "FLIP FLOP FRED"-- YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

The only part of Frederick of Hollywood's demand that Democrats not take any money from MoveOn that is a surprise is that he beat Romney to the punch. But Flip Flop Mitt missed a beat because he was busy starting up an anti-Thompson site, PhoneyFred.org. Don't bother hitting the link, it looks like Piece of Mitt has already removed it after being exposed as the perp. You can see a screenshot the Washington Post captured before Romney tried to cover up the evidence of his typical dirty dealing.

The funniest part is all the nicknames Romney gave Thompson-- Fancy Fred, Five O'clock Fred, McCain Fred, Moron Fred, Playboy Fred, Pro-Choice Fred, Son-of-a-Fred and Trial Lawyer Fred-- although none were as good as a real stroke of Piece of Mitt genius: "Flip-Flop Fred." Romney is one nasty little twerp. According to the Post the site was taken down as soon as the Post called the campaign to ask about it-- but not before they noticed this lovely heading:

"Playboy Fred: Once a Pro-Choice Skirt Chaser, Now Standard Bearer of the Religious Right?"

There are a lot of people who dislike Fred Thompson-- and for lots of excellent reasons-- but there's no one as nasty enough to put up a site like this other than Mitt Romney or one of his vicious sons.


UPDATE: WHAT HAPPENED TO REAGAN'S 11th COMMANDMENT?

Flip Flop Fred and Flip Flop Mitt are at each other's throats. After Romney's sneaky attack on Thompson with the crude and insulting website, Thompson demanded that Full of Mitt fire the consultant he's blaming it on to avoid responsibility. Of course if it was one of the vicious Romney brats... how do you fire a son?