PAT ROBERTSON CLAIMS GOD SMOTE ARIEL SHARON BUT IS MUM ON GOD'S WARNINGS TO DICK CHENEY AND JOE BARTON

Randi Rhodes had me laughing aloud in my car yesterday when she described Cheney being hauled off to a hospital at 3AM-- "in the middle of his workday; he had pulled something while howling at the moon." But apparently this was just a mere warning from the Good Lawd: "Stop the madness, Dick, or next time I will smote thee for sure." I was surprised not to hear anything from Pat Robertson on this. Do you think he was too busy counting his money? I mean Good Lawd interpretation is his specialty, isn't it? I know he somehow missed that whole episode last month about how the Good Lawd, in His wisdom, gave Texas right wing congressloon,Joe Barton a heart attack to prevent him from defunding programs that assist the impoverished elderly buy life-saving heating fuel. Robertson has a lot of money and it takes a lot of time to count it all-- all those Swiss bank accounts and Bahama off shore schemes and all those partnerships with unsavory dictators... I mean it's not like his hundreds of millions of dollars he's worked so hard to swindle so many people out of is under a bed in a shoebox!

But ole Pat didn't miss reporting about how the Good Lawd smote down those damn heathen Jewish prime ministers in Israel, Yitzhak Rabin and Ariel Sharon. That's right, Pat Robertson strikes again! The far right Republican nutcase was spewing his hatred and blasphemy as soon as Ariel Sharon was reported to have a cerebral hemorrhage, claiming that Sharon "was dividing God's land and I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU, the United Nations, or the United States of America. God says 'this land belongs to me. You'd better leave it alone.'"

Robertson, who's interlocking web of partisan hate groups are heavily-- and unconstitutionally-- subsidized by the Bush Regime with taxpayer dollars, has bilked his frightened, ignorant and benighted followers out of over $100 million dollars over the years. Robertson's business practices need to be thoroughly examined-- even before he goes to meet his Maker.


WEDNESDAY UPDATE: GOD HAS A MESSAGE FOR ROBERTSON

God has sent a message to lunatic satanist Pat Robertson-- "stay away from the Holy Land."
Robertson is leading a group of far right religionist maniacs looking to make some money off Jesus' good name-- while ignoring his message, of course-- who have pledged to raise $50 million to build the "Christian Heritage Center" in northern Israel, where some say Jesus was a rabbi. After Robertson prematurely started dancing on Ariel Sharon's grave and spouting his blasphemous nonsense about God striking him down, God told the Israeli government to tell him to take his theme park and shove it up his ass, which they did.