Friday, January 26, 2007



I don't think John Mayer is gay or even just a Republican. Does his music suck? Well... some people-- including straights and Democrats and independents-- love it. On the other hand, you probably never heard of Donnie Davies, who is gay (or was, if you believe the hype) and is a Republican and does suck; so does his music. That abysmal-sounding song I linked to back there includes the GOP-ish lyrics
God hates a fag
God hates fags
And if you're a fag, He hates you too

Maybe they can use it at the Republican Convention in '08, especially if Brownback is still in the race. Davies is a big ole ugly self-loathing gay person who joined the religionist right and now claims to not be gay any more, just a gay-hater. He also hates pop music and claims it turns people gay. (Not sure how he feels about tofu.) So he put together a list of musicians whose songs could turn you gay and he includes Mayer as well as my pals Wilco and Lou Reed. Other artists who might turn you gay range from Elton John (a definite; one minute and you are a homosexual for life) to Frank Sinatra, Phish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Audioslave, Eminem, Nickleback (hmmm... maybe he has a point), Motorhead, Nirvana, Madonna, Kansas, Depeche Mode, the Scissor Sisters, Ted Nugent (aha! I knew that Rick Perry was trying to turn everyone in Texas into a gay Republican!), DMX, Jay-Z, Fischerspooner, Ravi Shankar, The Doors, Richard Cheese, the Velvet Underground, Judas Priest, Bjork, Bowie, maybe Morrissey, the Strokes... it goes on and on and gets sillier and sillier.

This video could turn you very, very, very gay:

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At 1:16 PM, Blogger Dr. Matt said...

I have a sneaking suspicion that this entire thing is a hoax. This guy appears out of the blue; the song, his message, and website are COMPLETELY corny and over-the-top. Plus, his appearance is a bit too overtly fruity as well. I smell a hoax.

At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note that on the "safe" bands, Cyndi Lauper is listed. I guess that means "She Bop" endorsing female masturbation is just fine and dandy!

At 3:21 PM, Blogger DavidEhrenstein said...

No Sondheim?

No Cole Porter?

No Lorenze Hart?

At 3:33 PM, Blogger trace47 said...

Great point, although Larry Hart wasn't gay.

At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is Cher? Not only will she make you gay, she's the Borg queen of the gay collective.

At 3:52 PM, Blogger Michele Manion said...

I suspect a hoax, as well, since Ted Nugent was added at the request of Jesus' General. Either that or this guy is totally unhinged and didn't realize the General was just having his way with him. Maybe he just couldn't help deferring to a man who is an "11 on the manly scale of absolute gender."

Here's the General's site:

At 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is a hoax

someone found the website of
actor/comedian Todd Quillan, who looks a helluva lot
like Donnie Davies. Here's the blog about it, with all
the incriminating links:

At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course it's a hoax. Merzbow? Morton Subotnick? Let's get real here.

At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a hoax, not parody... it's called SATIRE.

At 8:19 PM, Blogger Christopher Brandow said...

definitely hoax/parody/satire. The language of the song is just not quite right for people that really are in such ministries. same with some of the text. people in such ministries rarely use such phrases as "fix", etc. frankly, I would be shocked if any such ministries would say "fag.

At 11:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Donnie is hilarious! Check out his You Tube response to the "controversy" surrounding his "God Hates Fags" song. I love how he layers the humor-especially the Andrew Sullivan part!

At 2:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Donnie,

What a great idea. Does any band which plays music by gay songwriters count? I thought so. Am I glad you don't get stuck in those grey areas.

Here's my list:

Bands that play music by gay songwriters (Tchaikovsky, Schubert, Copland, Samuel Barber, etc.):

Every American symphony orchestra
Every American high school band and orchestra
the nation and the world's youth symphonies
The US Air Force Band
The US Army Band
The Navy Band
The Marine Corps Band (Heaven help us, Lord - Sousa himself played gay composers!)
The Walt Disney company
every American media outlet

I can compile a list of every school in the country which has ever played music by those four notorious homosexual composers if you wish. It might take a while and will be several thousand pages long, but we must, as George W Bush stated so firmly until a few months ago, "stay the course."

I could go on. Please write back if I can help more on this. Time is short and the nefarious creators of the gay agenda are snickering as you dither.

Phil Munger

ps - you also forgot Laurie Anderson. How could you?

At 5:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:33 PM

Lorenz Hart wasn't gay? That would be news to those who knew him best.
Don't make the mistake of equating modern gay culture with that of the time Hart was alive.

At 8:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewheee. The Indigo Girls got
cited TWICE!!

At 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is really funny actually. But I have to admit to not seeing it as satire immediately.

At 9:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frank Sinatra? I always thought "I Did It My Way" was a gay thing, should have known.

At 11:04 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

I'm sorry, but this totally strikes me as a fine piece of satire. It's just too over-the-top to be for real. Plus, adding Ted Nugent at Jesus' General's request? I mean!

At 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out for the movie. (I kinda liked the tune. It had a happy clappy feel to it :-) )

At 12:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm convinced this is a satire. What's really amusing, is how people will have an absolute f-ing fit, calling people names, threatening their safety and children's lives (I've really witnessed this) about the "hate speech". Kinda exposes some hypocrisy, eh?
To those that bought into it? The joke is on you.


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