Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Ghislaine Maxwell, the one in the photo standing next to Jeffrey Epstein while emulating Michael Jackson for some reason, has been transferred to a dodgy prison in New York from her temporary quarters in New Hampshire where she was finally arrested. Not to worry, her new digs aren't the same as the one where Jeffrey Epstein breathed his last. She has been moved to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, a facility that, although new by appearance has been rife with environmental problems and now has an unusually high rate of COVID-19 cases. Maxwell is scheduled for a July 14th court date, emphasis scheduled. She faces charges of procuring girls as young as 14 for Epstein to abuse and we've all heard that he wasn't the only one. Gee, I'd love to see the contacts list on her personal pedo-phone! How many $enators and CEOs in that little treasure? Maxwell reportedly literally hung around outside middle schools scouting "talent." The court proceedings will be via video, not in person. That's a video that, depending on how events transpire, could be a number one seller! The Bureau Of Prisons has declined further comment. Prosecutors have said Maxwell, with her three passports, "poses an extreme flight risk."

Will she last until Monday? Numerous betting houses will quote you the latest odds. Currently, the odds of Maxwell being murdered are generally listed at 4 to 1 but I bet a lot of people of various corporate and political persuasions are hoping that the coronavirus floating around the Brooklyn MDC will find its target quickly. Until then, I'm sure her new cell has been provided with a noose or at least a few extra belts, a Make America Great Again smallpox blanket, or maybe a set of keys and a fully gassed up 1971 Ford Pinto getaway car waiting outside.