Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Black lives don't matter at FOX "News." That's something they have made clear time and time again, even before the Black Lives Matter phrase entered our lexicon. The idea that Black Lives Matter really sets them off. The fear of the very idea and their reaction to it is part of their sick religion of White Supremacy. I suppose we should give them credit for knowing their audience.

Right now, Tucker Tiki Torch has seized the title of FOX's High Priest Of White Supremacy. He's fought hard for that title and won. In the past, he's even publicly claimed, as cover, that White Supremacy is a hoax. Now, not even Sean Hannity or Laura Ingraham can top the Tiki Torch dude, although I'm sure Ingraham is in front of a mirror right now practicing her Hitler salutes for the upcoming RNC convention (wherever they finally decide to hold it) and Hannity is taking his KKK robe out of his closet and having the hems let out.

On Monday, Tucker Tiki Torch really jumped into the White Supremacists Only pool. He couldn't stop himself. He did everything to make the Murdoch family proud other than light up a cross on stage. You know that's coming sooner or later but here's Tucker on Monday talking about the protests that came in the wake of the murder of George Floyd:

This may be about a lot of things, this moment we're living through, but it's definitely not about black lives and remember that when they come for you, and at this rate, they will. Anyone who has ever been subjected to the rage of the mob knows the feeling. It's like being swarmed by hornets. You cannot think clearly. And the temptation is to panic. But you can't panic. You've got to keep your head and tell the truth... If you show weakness of any kind, they will crush you.

"This moment we're living through." "Remember that when they come for you." "They will." "Subjected to the rage." "Swarmed by hornets." "Cannot think clearly." "Temptation is to panic." "They will crush you." This is textbook paranoia and despite what Mr. Tiki Torch would have you believe, he is obviously panicking. Practically every fear-mongering phrase is grist for the master thesis of a budding shrink. Tiki Torch Tucker Carlson is screaming inside and it's coming out more and more. The next night, he even attacked Sesame Street because Elmo talked about racism. That's right. Tucker Tiki Torch and FOX are even afraid of Elmo, a furry red puppet. Well, Elmo's not white, so... The Murdoch family eggs its star on. FOX programming is the essence of Republicanism. You can just see the Murdochs high-fiving and saying "This is fabulous stuff, Tucker! Great! Tucker!" Meanwhile, CEOs of American corporations are throwing sponsorship dollars at Tiki Torch Tucker's feet.

There will be an update on Mr. Tiki Torch's antics, their insanity and their financial consequences tomorrow.