Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

We've all seen at least some of Melania Trump's porn pix. They pop up everywhere on the internet. If Trump fans had their way, that skanky full-frontal photo of oiled up pouting Melania holding her hand over her crotch would be displayed at every bus stop in America.

Given the reports of Donnie and Melania's true relationship, it's safe to say that, lately, some of us have seen Melania naked more that Donnie Head Case has, at least in the aforementioned photos. Of course, maybe he just travels around with one of those Japanese-manufactured sex robots made to pass for Official Wife #3. It wouldn't surprise me. Maybe the robot will actually hold Donnie's little hand as they walk off Air Force One. Hey, someone has to do the job, right? Anyway, who knows? I don't really care. All I care about is the hypocrisy. The evangelista crowd loves Melania almost as much as they love their nutjob prez. They are as proud of her as Borat is of his sister who was voted the "5th Best Prostitute In Kazakhstan" and has the trophy to prove it. When Mr. Head Case took office, I ran into two Republicans in Pennsylvania who not only claim to be fervent Christians but raved about her nudie shots while professing their lust. One added, of course, that she was "a lot better than that ape that Obama's married to." Yep. Racism is Christian too; nothing at all new there! Like the mega popular Christian hymn sez- "Onward Christian soldiers marching off to war, with the cross of Jesus going on before!"

Oh, but back to that hypocrisy! Christians profess to hate porn and think it's a danger to the world. Bullshit. They love porn. They obsess about everybody's sex lives 24 hours a day. They try to legislate sex. They even try to legislate gender. They think about "it" all the time, right down to making up fantasies about community pedophile centers in the basements of pizza shops. I can only conclude that Trump's evangelical fans love them some porn, bigly bigly! For them, it's Love Jesus-Love Trump-Love Porn. Lots of porn. They vicariously live through Donnie Head Case because he bangs porn stars like they wish they could. It's all tied in with that Jesus hung out with prostitutes thing. It's tied so tight that Donnie Head Case is their new Jesus. They can barely separate the two anymore. It's all about who they are.