Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Congratulations Roger Stone! You are now the 6th member of the Trump Crime Family to receive a jail sentence for what amounts to a crime against America. May you have the same kind of guards Jeffrey Epstein had. May your sheet be tied tightly, very, very tightly.

Extremely light sentence for witness intimidation and obstructing the Russia investigation aside (40 years or a firing squad would better fit his crimes against the United States on behalf of Putin's Treason Puppet), if Roger Stone ever actually does serve time in prison, he will need some protective friends. I'm hoping they're all named Bubba and they like gazing at the Nixon tattoo on Roger's back. That's a karma thing in more ways than one.

Meanwhile, as soon as Stone was sentenced, he whimpered and publicly asked his buddy Trump for his pardon. Trump, who earlier shared a clip of FOX's Tiki Torch Tucker pleading for him to pardon Stone, took a bash at the jury forewoman, whined about the very existence of the trial, spouted conspiracies, and disingenuously claimed to the press that he would watch the process carefully. In other words, yes, I will pardon anyone who has the goods on me as long as they keep quiet but I will chose the time because I am the all powerful orange menace to society.

In any event, the folks in Las Vegas who lay odds on such things wasted no time accepting bets on when the pardon from Trump would be forthcoming. These are the times we live in. this is our own sentence. How long will the unstable Trump think Stone can remain silent? What happens if Trump thinks he won't? Stone knows a lot of the really bad stuff about his boss. Technically, acceptance of a pardon is an admission of guilt and once you accept the pardon, you can be compelled to talk. Obviously, Stone will ignore subpoenas like most Trump Crime Family members do, but what if Godfather Trump gets too nervous that Stone will talk, pardon or not?