Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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What would you do if you encountered this thing in the woods? I won't mention the very first thing that enters my mind but I do have some other thoughts:
1. Look around and see if I saw Kellyanne or its offspring swinging high up in nearby trees.
2. Tie it to a tree, cover it with honey, and leave it.
3. Lasso it and drag it home and pen it.
4. Try to get some of that weird lookin' hair for a DNA sample that I could send to a lab with a couple of pictures.
5. Notify Homeland Security.
6. Tell Putin I found his dog.
7. Come back with a tray full of week-old hamberders.
8. Tell Dick Cheney?
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posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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I. I'd give it a name. Let me think... Bigfoot? No, Smallhands.
II. (a correction to #6) I'd inform Putin I'd found his BITCH.
III. Snap some pictures and, hopefully, get a witness. Because NOBODY would believe it otherwise.
IV. I'd probably laugh myself into a coma.
Excellent Meme! I pick #6 - tell Putin I found his dog.
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