Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

"Don't you fucking look at me!"
-Frank Booth, Blue Velvet

Every street has that one bizarro family. Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington is no exception. It's a shame that Dennis Hopper won't be around to play Trump ala Frank Booth from Blue Velvet when the Trump movie gets made. Maybe Christopher Walken will do it. Of course, if it's true to life, it'll be more insane and surreal than "Blue Velvet" ever wanted to be: "The candy coloured clown they call the orangeman." Adderall instead of Nitrous.

It was to be expected that the two grown Beavis & Butthead sons of Donnie Headcase would do anything to emulate and flatter their father, so, when President Daddy flew into a rage and wouldn't shut up about his embarrassing windblown White House lawn photo (below), even calling it fake and "fake news," like he does with everything he doesn't like, we knew that he could count on his sons to express solidarity with dad in yet another couple of "Please Love Me" moments. Try as they might to make their dad's freakshow looks appear normal by adopting the same look, it's just not working. Even if the entire staff of White House freaks does the same, it won't work. Look what happened when Stephen Miller tried to paint on some hair. Kellyanne? Yeesh! Don't go there! Maybe, Beavis & Butthead should just spend five or six figures on facial plastic surgery like Ivanka and Melania.

More on this tomorrow because, well, why not? If it would irritate a big white house full of lunatics, how bad can it be? Until then, "Be a good neighbor!"