Sunday, November 17, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:


I've encountered a seemingly endless parade of jackass Republicans in my day. They profess to be fervent Christians, yet, miracle of miracles, they don't have a Christian bone in their corrupted bodies. Still, they are true believers in their particular twisted Bizarro World Republican Jesus.

Most true Christians should, if they follow the doctrine of the church I was brought up in, believe that Trump is going to Hell. If that's the case, I second that emotion! Burn Baby Trump, Burn! Burn, char, and melt like some puffy marshmallow man on a stick!

And, might all those wicked jackass Republicans be going right along with him? Well, maybe, if all this religious stuff were true. Hell, personally, I just gravitate to the brutal old testament God, or maybe a Zeus hurling deadly lightning bolts from Olympus. Zeus! Yeah! That's the ticket! Hey Donnie Boy, 3 very appropriate rivers await you: The Styx (Hatred), The Acheron (Pain), and, definitely, The Cocytus (Wailing). Don't keep anyone waiting!


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4 Comments:

At 5:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Jesus, make sure you wash that hand.

 
At 5:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So far, Yeshua has only taken the vile Antonin Scalia on that one-way trip. We are still burdened with the presence of Dick "Abbadon the Heartless" Cheney, who deserved his ticket to ride to Hell back in Nixon's time, just to name one of those who should be gone. There are so many others, which can be construed as understanding that religion is a hoax and a farce.

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if only we could take responsibility for our own affairs rather than lean on the imaginary cosmic balancer, which ever so clearly has not ever existed.

maybe instead of the mythical Palestinian jew that looks like a Nordic Clapton, you could do one with Klingons or Romulans or the Jedi. it would be just as relevant.

personally, one where a sand worm comes up and swallows trump would be better.

 
At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

House of Atreides, I see.

The best we can arrange is a honey bath over a red ant nest. Would that do?

 

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