Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Oh my fucking god! Ivanka actually, for real, said that she got her moral compass from daddy. Oh what a surprise! She said it without any consciousness of irony, but why would she? Knowing the irony in something requires an intellect. Brain cells would help, too. What the fuck is Ivanka trying to tell us, that she stashes random kids in cages, looks for ways to bilk us taxpayers out of even more of our money, hands over secrets to our enemies for cash, snorts adderall, sleeps with porn stars, and pays Playboy bunnies for sex?

Ivanka Trump made this now infamous statement as she met with a group of corpulent multi-jowled corporatistas a few days ago. It was a real crowd pleaser for the assembled oligarchs, CEOs, and Wall Street vermin. It was just what they wanted to hear as they proceeded to throw their money up on the stage.

Moral Compasses and Trumps. What a concept! True North must be stuck on evil. Forget impeachment. Impeachment was never going to be enough anyway. All Trumps should be prohibited from reproducing from now until eternity. And they should never be allowed to change their surnames like people with the same surnames of history's most evil have often done. They didn't want to be thought of as even a very distant relative. We will always need to know if someone is a Trump, for the good of the Earth.

Now, I have to say one more thing and I don't give a damn what anyone thinks about me saying it: Look at that face. I've seen more natural faces on those high tech Japanese robot girls you see on TV science and tech shows. This one has been programmed for evil since "birth."