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I'm good for 4 or 5 of the things on this crackpot's list but when I saw this sign, I had a whole bunch o' reactions. In no particular order, they are:
1. Yoga pants? What the hell are yoga pants and what's wrong with yoga pants?
2. I'm a serial killer who married my goat so I guess I'm in the clear!
3. Likewise, I've only ever dabbled in porn so I'm OK there, too. Eternal Damnation, here I come! Oh, wait, people like the one with this sign consider just about everything porn, so...
4. I know plenty of people who would consider this to be a list of life goals.
5. I think they forgot strippers and lawyers but maybe there's another list of 12 on the flipside of the sign?
6. It would appear that absolutely no one is going to Heaven.
7. Notice that meth users, opioid abusers, child fuckers, and Trump supporters are apparently OK in the circles this clown travels in.
8. Most of my single guy friends would love to meet an atheist, porn freak, pot smoking, masturbating, feminist witch in yoga pants. The rest would be happy with a pot smoking homo.
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posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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They guy these mental cases claim to worship never condemned anyone to perdition, just warned about those most likely to wind up there. Seems to me like the sign poster has some serious social maladjustments and isn't fit to be allowed to participate in life without a burly keeper holding his leash and making sure the mask is tight on his face. Wouldn't do to have the rabid bat bite anyone!
Thugs?
Yoga pants?!? Omigod! A pure, christian man could accidentally make out a clear outline of a woman's (not his wife) arse. And if he looks a little more closely he might even get contours of pussy lips. Of course, his looking at female body parts isn't to titillate; it's to serve god's will.
Anon at 5:25 AM - please watch your language and sexist remarks! Not necessary.
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