Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

And now... John "Swiffer" Bolton is gone. Soon to become a lone mad bomber no doubt. One wonders if he took the nuke codes with him, and is that a good thing or a bad thing. I mean, suppose he could hack the system and convince those at the other end of the launch protocols that he's the president. Then again, if he has them then Trump doesn't so there is that.

But really, now that Bolton's gone does that actually mean Mike Pence has won this way to the long episode of The Apprentice? What does he win? Unlimited free hours at the "Gay Conversion Therapy" machine? If so, he better get down to South Carolina to retrieve it. Rumor has it that it was last seen there during the summer congressional recess.

Not so fast! Kellyanne Conway and Stephen Miller are still infesting the White House. Betsy DeVos and her yachts are still around. Ben Carson's still there but everyone thinks he's dead and the White House staff enjoys playing "Weekend At Ben's" with his remarkably preserved corpse. Pence is going to have to wait. He might not make it very far into 2020 anyway. I predict the last one standing will be Ivanka. We all know that Senor Trumpanzee sees her as the winner, and future prez. We know by that flickering light in his soulless eyes that he sees her other ways, too. His tiny groping hands do not lie, even if his brain and mouth do. We've seen how he looks at her. Trump's future White House is just him and Ivanka, all alone together, at last. She even has a blue dress.