Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

The above tweet flashed across my computer Monday afternoon and I immediately changed my plan for the next Midnight Meme I would write. This tweet is jaw-dropping even by Trumpanzee standards. Somewhere today, the Republican Party's biggest loons; people like Louis Gohmert, Sarah Palin (remember her?), Lindsey Graham, Mitt "Free Stuff" Romney, Kellyanne Conway, Sean "Spicy" Spicer, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, Steve King, Newtie Gingrich and all of those other certifiables who constantly compete in the Republican Party's nonstop Biggest Loon competition probably saw this tweet and instantly began seething with jealousy and the frustration that their insanity, try as they might, can never top that of dear leader. Somewhere someone with the name Huckabee as their surname is even putting a gun to their head right now as I write this. At least I hope so.

I bet those who run the Republikook Party had to drop whatever evil they were planning to push on us tomorrow in order to try to track down Moscow Mitch McTraitor, vacationing somewhere in Russia, to let him know about the object of his affection's latest message to the world outside Asylum 1600. I bet he had to choke back a serious case of acid reflux and reach for a handful of Tums and pharmaceutical happy dust.

The whole basis of the Trumpanzee's tweet was debunked almost as soon as it arose right after the election. Maybe if Trump actually read his briefings, he would have seen it, not that it would matter. Tucker Carlson also evidently ignored the debunking since he's been playing the "Google was in the tank for Hillary" card for the last 3 years. But, leave it to his idol Trump to come up with actual fake numbers of votes that Google supposedly manipulated in Hillary's favor. As you can see, Trumpanzee says Google delivered somewhere between 2 1/2 to 16 million votes for her. Hey, Señor Trumpanzee, that's a pretty wide range there. Really? 20 to 25%? Now, that's what I call conspiracy. Donnie, even your Russian pal doesn't dream of those numbers. After all, he's smart enough to know that that just might appear to be a bit suspicious. but, he's more in control of his mind than you are.

You know where this ends up. Trump is so far mentally gone that he won't stop. He's gone from Hillary not really winning the popular vote because "5,000,000 illegals" voted for her to now "16 million people really voted for him" and not her. Think of what his mind goes through when Putin "wins" 99% of the vote in his country. Kim Jong-un, too. Not only that, but his lover boy Kim gets credit for fictional holes-in-one on the golf course. Trump looks forward to the day when he can claim likewise and get away with it. Hey, Donnie, why don't you start by shooting your relatives?

This is 25th amendment stuff but nothing will come of it. As I always say, Washington takes care of its own and the fact that Trump is still hanging out at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. with his coven of white supremacists more than 24 hours after the tweet is proof of that. Tramp's cabinet isn't going to act, especially not Secretary of Drug Transport, er, a, Transportation Elaine Chou, aka Moscow Mitch's beard. They all like their kkkushy gigs and aren't about to give up those huge bags of lobbyist cash and begin a search for new jobs, even though the only jobs they deserve are good prison jobs like cleaning our highways and making our license plates. You don't really think Pelosi, Steny Hoyer and Chucky Schumer care enough to act either, do you? Nope, they'll all just laugh as if it's nothing. "Oh, that Donnie! He's such a card, isn't he? Please pass the gravy!"

I can hardly wait to hear Kellyanne's explanation of this latest insanity from her boss. It just might be a masterpiece of reality twisting gibberish, the kind of thing that she is known for and it will be the kind of thing that only makes sense to the bizarro world minds of Republicans. The networks ought to give her appearance a several day prime time build up of hype, sort of like the sports channels do for the World Series and the Super Bowl. The thing is though: No matter what she comes up with, she can never top her boss. She can never even hope to. No wonder she always looks and sounds so mindless, beaten, and haggard.