Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

I met with Mr. Ho Chi Minh. He told me he knew nothing about American POWs being forced to play Russian Roulette and being kept in tiger cages. And I believe him. Tremendous guy. Writes me beautiful letters.
-President Donald Trump, on returning from Saigon, sometime in 1969

Just so you know, the above quote is fictional. I feel I have to make that perfectly clear since it is all too believable that if Señor Trumpanzee had been leading our country 50 years ago, it would be a true quote. As evidence, we have the reality of President Trump, here in 2019. That is all the evidence we need.

In the sad reality of 2019, President Trollface of course sides with homicidal maniac dictators; people Ho Ch Minh might even find distasteful. Trump envies them. Trump likes their style and he is the head of the political party that leads all others when it comes to dispensing human misery and death. Just look at his cabinet appointees, all joyfully approved by the republican-led $enate, of course. For example his newly $enate-approved dirty coal guy Andrew "Andy Strip Mines" Wheeler as the new administrator for the Environmental Protection Agency. Yeah, let's heat up the atmosphere and pollute our air and water even more! Wheeler's yet another in a longer and longer growing line of appointees put in (Putin) place to destroy another sector of American life. He joins Education Secretary Betsy "Kidnapping For Fun & Profit" DeVos whose chosen mission is to destroy what's left of our educational system so that American kids have a third world future of being poorly educated (Trump loves the poorly educated) worker-bees/slaves. There's also child abuser Kirstjen "Kristy Kage Kween" Nielsen at Homeland Security, Rick "I can't count to 3" Perry as Secretary Of Energy. Then there's Secretary Of Transportation Elaine Chao who's married to Mitch McConnell, so that says enough about her morals right there. Let's not forget such fine luminaries as racist Jeff Sessions, a favorite son of Alabamy. Who else but a racist would a republican president want heading up his "Justice" Department. Oh and don't forget Mike Pence, Trump's Gay Torture Czar. It's easy to conclude that Trump wistfully wishes that Dr. Josef Mengele was available to head up Health And Human Services.

So, how can it be any shock at this point when Trump shrugs off what was done to Otto Warmbier? In fact, you can bet that it's all a big laugh at the White House this week. You can easily visualize Trump, who makes fun of a disabled reporter, making fun of how Otto Warmbier was returned from North Korea in a brain-dead vegetative state, his teeth yanked with pliers. Hilarious. Maybe he even had McConnell over for some toasts and laughs about it. Trump has made it clear that he greatly envies the heads of nations that can get away with killing their own people. He settles for doing it indirectly though with his sociopathic appointees and the policies implemented by their departments. He obviously got a charge out of hearing the news that one of his other buddies, Philippines dictator Rodrigo Duterte shoots his victims himself. As Rudy Giuliani would say, "That's a leader!"

None of this is going to change unless American citizens make the "very fine people" of both parties very, very, extremely very, uncomfortable about their not ridding us of this plague. As FDR said, the public has to "make me do it." In America, people have to make their government do what they want done. If we remain passive and we don't, then we are guilty of tacit approval at the least. We can't sit back and expect our so-called representatives to actually represent us. The vast majority of the nation's politicians don't see that as even a small part of their jobs. They are too busy dialing for dollars.

I met with Mr. Idi Amin. At first, I thought he was the butler or something, but he's the leader, the leader of his country! Can you believe that? He's really black. What a world! I asked him about those stories that he cooks and eats his people. He said "No." And I believe him. Wonderful guy. Tremendous guy. He writes me beautiful letters. Had me over for some great hamberders.