Sunday, August 05, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

I feel bad that I've been ignoring Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She works so hard at being what she is. And, so since it's Sunday, I offer this prayer:

Dear Lord,

Please forgive me for ignoring Sarah the last several weeks. It's not that I haven't been noticing her depraved attitude and pathologically nihilistic behavior. It's just that there have been so many other bozo eruptions coming from Washington. Hell (forgive me again) I don't know how even you can keep up with them all!

I don't know what your purpose in even having people like Sarah on our Earth could possibly be, but, hey, that's why you are God and I am not. Obviously, you're quite a sick practical joker. I can understand why you hate us but please have mercy oh Lord! Forgive us our transgressions! Give us the rare intelligence and moral strength to rid our land of such pestilence. Mind you, unleashing a plague millions of Washington's famously huge and aggressive rats upon the real vermin of the city wouldn't be a bad idea either; perfectly acceptable in fact. Could we have the rats drop from the ceiling onto her podium while she's lying, please?

Thank you for listening oh Lord,


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At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amusing as this all is, what you really have here is proof that their god does not, never has and shall never exist.

Their god has, allegedly, snuffed out entire populations for less evil than these demonic icons do. Yet, as of this moment, none of them has burst into flames nor turned into a pillar of salt nor any of his other iconic modes of snuffing.

Any god who supposedly intervenes in the lives of his human acolytes, but who would stand idly by as his claimants commit such acts that causes misery and death among innocents (most of whom are also claimants) is an evil asshole him/herself.

Given all this, it is infinitely more plausible and logical that that 'being' simply does not exist.

Yet... well, humans are just the dumbest beings in so many ways...

At 8:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who is this Pavlovitz and is there a link to the comments he's here alleged to have made at the expense of Ms. Snaketongue Huckabeeyotch Sandcrab?

At 8:13 AM, Anonymous ap215 said...

You're forgiven Noah i like this meme lol


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