Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

What scrapheap of failed mannequin news bimbos did Rupert Murdoch pull Ainsley Earhardt from? Or, maybe one some tech person at FOX "News" who moonlights as a mad scientist at home and has a pile of defective robots with missing parts in his basement and this is the best he could do. It's not just her, of course. I mean the entire combined IQ of the three buttheads of FOX & Friends can't possibly amount to much over 100. Where the hell do they get these people?

Keep in mind that this happened within hours of the Faux News Channel posting a picture of Patti Labelle with Aretha Franklin's name under it. But, hey, when you're a Republican, that's a mistake that's easily made. They probably can't tell Michael Jordan from LeBron James and, no doubt when Willie Mays dies, they'll post a picture of Hank Aaron. And let's not forget how they keep mistaking Barack Obama for some guy born in Kenya. It's the way of Republicans. This is the alternate universe of GOP-TV. This is the same channel that puts demented old Rudy Giuliani in front of a camera every night to spew his "Tales of Robert Mueller" false history. This is the channel where both Trump and his BFF Putin are great leaders and George W. Bush kept us safe from terrorism. Rudy said so. It must be true. This is also the channel where climate change isn't real and school shootings are played by crisis actors, like it's just some new version of "High School Musical" or something.

But, I digress. Back to Ainsley "Do you think I'm pretty" Earhardt. In reality, she's a walking, talking blonde joke, just like FOX's Tomi Lahren or whatever her name is, not that it makes a difference. Ainsley reminds me, more than a little, of this bozo who probably struck herself in the head with her baton too many times.