Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Check out the latest Republican high fashion from Ivanka's clothing line! These two Trump super models are proud to parade around in regulation Republican swag that screams "I'm with Donnie and I'm a traitor too!" The model citizen on the right is even sporting an RNC accessory pin on his MAGA hat. All hail President Trump!

I'm not sure what the shirts say on the back. Is it "Proud To Be Stupid" or "Proud To Be One With Putin" or something else? Obviously there is no depth that is too low for Trump supporters. Oh the irony of despising immigrants! But, at least we now know what the White House staff wears on Casual Fridays.

I have other questions like: Are these shirts made in China? If they were made here in the U.S.A., were immigrant workers involved? Did Rand Paul take one to Putin on his "kiss the ring" trip to Moscow? If so, where was Putin wearing the ring? And finally, does the shirt come in XXXXL for Steven Seagal. Now that he's working for Putin, he'll surely want one for every day of the week.

I will be very interested to see how many Republicans wear these new "Shirts By Ivanka" at NFL football games as they boo any players who take a knee.

The time has come to offer Russia-loving Republicans the chance to move to Russia to see just how they'd really like living there. The offer should come with the proviso that once you go, there is no coming back. You have self-deported. Period.

If you happen to know a Republican, or maybe harbor one in your basement or under a rock in your backyard, remember, nothing will say "Merry Christmas" to them this December better than ordering one of these shirts from the RNC Merch & Swag catalog.

Meanwhile, for me, I'm going to look somewhere for a shirt that says "I'd Rather Be An American Than A Republican!"