Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

It's hard for me to listen to Sarah Huckabee Sanders. When I see her on my TV, I can't change the channel fast enough. I wish my remote had some sort of instant voice command feature that responds to me growling "Screw you Sarah," or similar. Sometimes, I even think that Trumpanzee is just trolling us by putting her out there every day. He probably puts her out there knowing that she absorbs a lot of hate that might otherwise be directed at him. Not to worry Donnie Short Hands, there's plenty of hate for you. You are a supreme generator of hate, the best, most tremendous generator of hate. There will always be plenty for you, even after you're gone. You are a magnet.

But Sarah; I see Sarah and I hear the Deliverance theme song. I also see her representing the lack of intellectual capacity that comes with being a conservative. This White House, most of all, has demonstrated once and for all how conservatives can only think on one level or in one direction at a time. It's inconceivable to people like those who currently infest the White House and Congress that people can think on two levels at once.

No, Sarah, as the meme says, we can multitask. You have it sideways. In fact, we hate you and your fascist, mentally ill boss because we love this country. We don't think like you and the rest of your Republican kind. Republicans march in lock step, loving their Trumpanzee, their Pences, their Ryans, their McConnells, their other conspiracy wackos, their "very fine people"... We would never regard the National Enquirer as the paper of record. Sarah, I just have one question for you tonight. I listen to your twisted, lying spew and I wonder; how often have you been raiding Dr. Ronny Jackson's candy cabinet?