Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

I'd already written a Midnight Meme post for tonight, but things are happening so fast these days that my plans had to change when I saw the front page of today's New York Daily News.

Despite the best efforts of the publishers of James Comey's book (or maybe because of them), the contents of the book have leaked out. TV, print, and radio people are going public with the contents, some even reading portions on the air in what amounts to "Story Time With..." The only thing that will be better will be if/when we get to hear taped conversations of Trumpanzee's lawyer Michael Cohen, particularly any conversations between him and Donnie Short Fingers.

As for the allegations of a "wee-wee vid," who knows? Is it believable? Hell, yeah. Given the rest of what we know and the stories that have been circulating for years about Trumpanzee's proclivities for decades, it would fit him like a glove, a very small glove, maybe even a little red mitten, made in China, of course.

As for Trump asking if we can imagine him with hookers? Who can't? It's hard for me and anyone I know to imagine anyone "doing Donnie" for free, and some people will do anything for cash, even that. It won't shock me if we even hear that there are hookers on staff at the White House, real pros, tremendously talented, the best, paid for by our tax dollars, better than the ones Congress gets.