Thursday, March 29, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

It figures that SeƱor Trumpanzee would name John Bolton as his National Security Advisor. It's all part of the madman's plan to destroy not just America and every aspect of our lives, but, possibly, the entire world. In a reality where a Manchurian president appoints a foreclosure king as Secretary of The Treasury, a total racist as the Head of the Department of Justice, a Secretary of Education hell bent on destroying the very idea of education, and an Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency hell bent on destroying even the water that we drink and the air that we breath, let alone leading a corporate strategy of providing cancer for every American. So, of course, it follows that Trumpanzee would want a National Security Advisor that sees dropping the big one as the answer to all of humanity's problems. No only that, but John Bolton comes direct form FOX "News!" Who I ask you, who, could be a better choice? Welcome to the Bizarro World of Doom!

Than again, maybe its that weirdo gray porno mustache. That's it. That's why Trumpanzee wants him. Probably even calls him Johnny Womb Broom. That's the ticket. They probably even watch Stormy Daniels flicks together. I bet they also listen to the great Randy Newman's "Political Science," taking it seriously, of course. Ah, those Repugs. No sense of irony, ever.

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At 3:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a man like John Bolton to protect our precious bodily fluids.

At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's simple. Bolton was a fox contributor, which is where the fat fuck saw him. Bolton is also a life-long power whore who would love nothing more than to push the usa into a global nuclear war (we would win, he thinks) to kill everyone he hates. Which is just about everyone but white American men.

At 8:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If John Bolton wants to wage war so badly, hand him a musket (yes, a musket! No full-auto weapon for him!) and send him off to, say, Mali, where he can show us just how badly he can wage war.

At 10:26 PM, Blogger Phil Dickinson said...

Cambridge Analytics' involvement in the Thom Tillis campaign in 2014 apparently was funded by the John Bolton PAC - Rachel Maddow, 3/28/18


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