Midnight Meme Of The Day

-by Noah

Now hiring. Looking for the best people. This is your golden opportunity to join a team of experienced experts in the field of rape culture. Are you a serial abuser? Do you fear women and treat them like dirt? Do you pack a punch? If so, the new United States Institute For Rape Culture is the place for you! Co-founded by the RNC and the administration of President Donald J. Trump, the USIRC is dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to ignore and coverup all infestations and manifestations rape culture, not only in Washington but throughout our entire country. Interested? Please send examples of your work in plain brown wrapper addressed to: Chief of Staff, U.S. Institute For Rape Culture, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, 20500. We're looking for a few good men.