Once again Florida leads the way: Thank God real Americans are now packing heat in church

Plus: How much damn energy does your damn brain need anyways?

from HuffPost Crime

by Ken

Yeah, sure, we all know that guns don't kill, people kill. But we also know that guns make the job a whole lot easier, and we know that "Smirkin' John" Roberts and His Supreme Court Psychos say, "Fire away, dude!" What's more, in this regrettable "oopsie," nobody even got killed, barring unforeseen complications.

Accidental Church Shooting: Pastor's Daughter Inadvertently Shot At Fla. Grace Connection Church

A Florida pastor's daughter is recovering from a near fatal bullet wound after a church member accidentally fired a gun at the house of worship.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Authorities say the daughter of a pastor was accidentally shot in the head at a church in St. Petersburg.

The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office was called to the Grace Connection Church Sunday at about 12:24 p.m. Sunday.

Investigators say Moises Zambrana was showing his gun in a small closet to another church member interested in buying a firearm. Zambrana reportedly took out the magazine of the Reuger 9mm weapon but did not know there was a bullet in the chamber.

The gun went off and fired through a wall, striking 20-year-old Hannah Kelley. She was transported to Bayfront Medical Center to undergo surgery and remained in critical condition late Sunday.

Deputies said Zambrana has a permit to carry a concealed weapon.

No charges have been filed.

Charges? Why would anybody be filing effing charges? Shooting people is not only a guaranteed Second Amendment right, it's practically a constitutional obligation. After all, life is only precious for the unborn, and if anybody disagrees, I say . . . well, you know what to do to the bastard!


PLUS: ARE WE WASTING ENERGY FUELING BRAINS
THAT AIN'T DOIN' NUTTIN' IMPORTANT ANYWAYS?

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