When Republicans Read Books

-by NOAH

Hopefully, every DownWithTyranny reader knows about the DownWithTyranny Bookstore but what do Repugs read when they’re not fantasizing about FEMA Camps, Airport Men’s Room activities, wearing their guns to the grocery store, Church or PTA meetings, putting on diapers for a hot date with a hooker, flying to Argentina for… praying together with the rest of the fanatical cell at the good old Christo-jihad house on C Street, worrying about their kids going to school and hearing a black man speak or looking up to a black President… or, even wishing they themselves could go completely insane nightly, in public, right on TV…?
 
Presenting the UP WITH TYRANNY BOOKSTORE!  The hottest titles from the Crackpot Party’s biggest luminaries (a few with brief commentary added). Fanciful, or Real? You Decide!
 
Current Republican Best Sellers:
 
Rush Limbaugh’s Super Secret Diet Tips

My Bitter Childhood, That Man In The Park and Other Short Stories- The Autobiography of Sean Insanity

The Nightmare On Elm Street Is REAL by Dick Cheney

Damn Right I’m Angry About Lesborists and Terrians by Dick Cheney

My Dinner With Bigfoot by Glenn Beck

Rupert Murdoch’s Guide To Selling Magic Beans

Maintaining Your Sanity by Glenn Beck

George W. Bush’s Big Happy Picture Pop-Up Book of War

You CAN Get Fooled Again. Heeerrre’s Jeb by George H. W. Bush

Send ‘Em Back To Africa. Send ‘Em Back To Mexico by Tom Tancreepo

Education Is A Privilege, Not A Right by Michael Savage Weiner

Michelle Bachman’s Tour Of The Inner Mind

Holocaust? What Holocaust? by Pat Buchanan

Health Care Is For Pansies, Pussies and Other Commies By Ann Coulter
 

Other Repug books you might enjoy:
 
Coping With Bulimia And Tourrettes by Ann Coulter (Republicans are all about self help!)

Liposuction For Anorexics- In Search Of Self Esteem by Ann Coulter 

So You Want To Get A Sex Change by Ann Coulter

I Never Met A Lie I Couldn't Tell By Bill O'Liely (This one comes in 23 Volumes)

Hey, We Have Darkies, Too-- The Michael Steele Story, as told by the RNC (Really a psychiatric report masquerading as a book.)

Gettin’ On By Looks And A Wink Is Hard Sure After 45! By Sarah Palin

We Don’t Have To Do ANYTHING by Ron Paul

Hot Tamales & Dancin’ Jalapenos-- My Favorite Mexican Recipes by Lou Dobbs
 
New Release, From Off The Rails Publishing. Pre-Order Now:
 
The Great White Whale by Rush Limbaugh

(Despite the war on Christmas, this hot new book by the pill-popping Repug-in-Chief is sure to be a hot Christmas seller and sure to be found in many a bulging republikook stocking! We’ve seen the proofs and the man whose blubbering lights the tiny lamps of millions of repugs does not disappoint! What mansion library can be without this one? Pre-order now, before your local bookseller goes belly up!)
 
 
Coming Early In 2010:
 
Jeez Larry, You Got The Wrong Stall! by Ron Christie

Slavery Was Good. It Brought Them To Jesus! By Pat Buchanan

Heads I Win. Tails You Lose!-– Dealing With Those Pesky Middle and Working Classes by Michelle Malkin (Also available as an instructional DVD!)

Your Job Is Mine To Sell By Newt Gingrich (This one, a celebration of NAFTA, includes a forward by Bill Clinton and Rahm Emanuel.)
 
And, New DVDs From Unhinged Media:
 
Leni Riefenstahl-- The Complete Wondrous Pageantry

Breakdown LIVE!-- The Glenn Beck Story

Goebbels And Me”-- The Complete Sean Insanity Broadcasts, now with a stirring, glowing bonus documentary of propaganda meister and Roger Ailes prototype Joseph Goebbels