Norm Coleman Lost... So He And Steele Are Demanding A New Election

When Coleman's not happy with something, he demands changes-- and how is an election any different from plastic surgery?

If you've been following Norm Coleman's desperate bid to hold onto the Minnesota Senate seat he lost in November, you had to have guessed that ultimately all his maneuvering and stalling and challenges and law suits would lead to one thing: asking for a new election. His legal team-- financed by a national Republican Party determined to obstruct everything President Obama tries to accomplish-- has always hinted that if things didn't go Coleman's way, it meant that the system wasn't fair and that they would demand a new election. And that's where his attorney took it on Monday, demanding that the court not declare "a winner," meaning Franken, who clearly won.

I know it's hard to imagine where he found the time, but after grandstanding all week about how he and not Limbaugh is in charge of the Republican party-- and then grovelling at Limbaugh's feet and kissing his pilonidal cyst when the drug addled Limbaugh told America what a sad and pathetic joke Steele is-- the RNC's featherweight chairman inserted himself into Minnesota's judicial process by demanding that "we’ve got to stop liberal Democrat comedian Al Franken from stealing Norm Coleman’s U.S. Senate seat in Minnesota." Every time Coleman demands more batches of questionable ballots be counted, Franken's margin of victory-- now 261 from 225-- grows.