Wednesday, January 09, 2008

As we enjoy today's installment of "Where's Paulie W?" we have to pause to wonder: Does this mean we're bombing Korea next?

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Al Kamen is back from vacation, and already in today's Washington Post is reporting a sighting of the man we love to hate, "Paulie Wolfshit" Wolfowitz.
Where's Wolfowitz?

Keeping up with . . . former Pentagon No. 2 and former World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz, who's now at the American Enterprise Institute. Last seen Friday in Seoul chatting with incoming president Lee Myung-bak of the conservative Grand National Party.

Wolfowitz was part of an informal Asia-hands delegation put together by former representative Steve Solarz, now senior counselor at consulting firm APCO Worldwide, and Cal Berkeley professor emeritus Robert Scalapino as the new Korean government takes shape. Others in the meeting included former defense secretary William Perry, now at Stanford, former nuke negotiator Robert Gallucci, now at Georgetown, former ambassador to Croatia Peter Galbraith and Alexander Vershbow, the ambassador to Korea.

That's actually a fairly not-all-that-embarrassing assemblage. (Steve Solarz once represented Howie's and my old Brooklyn CD, and was a pretty decent congressman.) Still, it's always useful rule to watch where Paulie W. treads--and stand clear.


DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE CONTEST

Al also reminds us that tonight is the deadline for his "What Was in That Office, Anyway?"
contest:
Last Call for High Honors

Don't forget! The deadline is midnight tonight for the In the Loop contest to guess what the intended target was in that still-suspicious fire last month in Vice President Cheney's office in the Old Executive Office Building.

Send your entries to hitthevault@washpost.com. Top 10 winners, in addition to bragging rights and a mention in the column, also get a coveted, official In the Loop T-shirt. Hill and administration folks can enter on background. You must include a daytime or cellphone number. Good luck.
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8 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What Was in That Office, Anyway?"
Contest---

Gimme Amelia Earhart for $10.
the Energy Task Force List for $10.
and John Dillinger's dick for $5.

Go ahead and tease the papers and the dick, and throw another $5 on the parlay.

When will I know if I won?

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Is it my imagination that Al K. is now just writing once a week (when he's writing, that is)? You'd think this would be easy enough to figure out, but I haven't pinned it down yet. So I'm guessing the results will be announced in Friday's column, if there is one, or else maybe not till Wednesday.

Ken

 
At 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a quiz for y'all. Al is...

1) A really intelligent chimp.

2) A really stupid human being.

3) A Dumb Fuck.

4) A test by Jesus Christ Our Lord
And Savior to test the limits of
our patience.

 
At 11:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The quiz is in lieu of me missing the contest deadline. And the Al I'm referring to is the right-wing tool, not Al K. If I had made the contest deadline, my guess as to the contents of Vice Chancellor Dick Cheney's desk would be crystal meth and the phone numbers of all the top man-whores in the D.C. area. I'm just sayin'...he's got really sexy, gay eyes.

 
At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I think you left out the most likely answer regarding Al.

A really stupid chimp who is a dumb fuck.

Frankly, I believe that DNA testing may very well prove Al to be the missing link between the apes and the Bush family.

Sadly, for those of us that believe in Darwin and Spencer's theories regarding "survival of the fittest", he may also represent dispositive evidence in the negative.

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Too bad about missing the contest deadline, James. I think you had a shot at it.

Ken

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Keninny. And Cbear, good use of big words Al will never understand!

 
At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider it my small contribution to the cognitive dissonance the goopers have to live with each and every day.

You would think that being confronted daily with the overwhelming evidence that their Chimpus Maximus is a lying monkey would drive at least a few of them to smoke themselves.

Think about it...for guys like Al it must be akin to putting a 4-year-old retarded kid--hopped up on Ritalin and methamphetamines--into a round room and repeatedly screaming at him to go sit in the corner.

On a related note--I wonder if anyone has attempted to quantify the incidence of wingnut suicides over the last year or so?

 

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