Monday, January 07, 2008

Quote of the day: Do you know this man? Have you SEEN this man recently? (Do you suppose that something terrible could have happened to him?)

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In case you don't recognize him, this is former Manhattan District Attorney Arthur Branch, and unless we missed something in Wednesday's belated 18th-season premiere of Law & Order, we were given no clue as to what happened to Arthur, just that Jack McCoy had been appointed to replace him two weeks before the events of this episode.

Poor Arthur appears to have dropped off the face of the earth. You don't suppose there could have been foul play involved, do you?

Whatever Arthur is doing now, there was a suggestion in the season-premiere episode that perhaps it's not a whole lot less than he was doing during his time as New York County district attorney. We're still pondering this exchange from a scene in the DA's office, newly occupied by Jack McCoy, as new-to-viewers Assistant District Attorney Mike Cutter made an observation to the new boss about the room decor:

ADA MIKE CUTTER: "Branch used to fill these shelves with knickknacks and awards."

DA JACK McCOY: "This is a working office now, not a showroom."

We get it that Jack is going to be a much more hands-on DA than old Arthur was. But do you suppose we're meant to read anything more into this crack?
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9 Comments:

At 9:44 AM, Blogger W. Hackwhacker said...

Perhaps he went into the Witless Protection Program?

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger KenInNY said...

The Witless Protection Program? I love it! Thanks, W.H.!

Ken

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger SharonRB said...

LOL. Pretty funny, WH. I know a lot more people who should go into that program.

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was really good as Arthur Branch. He obviously needs lots of coaching, a script and heavy make-up to look authoritative and Presidential, things he obviously ain't getting as he campaigns. I look forward to his return to Law & Order guest starring as a defense attorney. Or maybe he'll get a slot on "The Surreal Life" or "I Love New York 3". Now that would be awesome!

It's Monday...where the hell is our resident Ancient Dumb Fuck?

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Excellent thoughts, James! Our Fred on "The Surreal Life" indeed!

Say, do they still do those Circus of the Washed-Up Network Stars-type specials?

Cheers--
Ken

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dunno if they do "circus of the washed up stars" anymore but they need to do a new "Surreal Life" with Fred Thompson, Lance Bass, Newt Gingrich, Omarosa and Janice Dickinson. It's the only way to finish Fred off permanently.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Works for me, James!

Ken

 
At 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Fred could get together w/ McCain's best bud Wilford Brimley and do a remake of Cocoon. The could call it "Mothballs" or something.

BTW, its nice to have a friendly thread w/o Al, or those nice Mormon kids from downstairs.

 
At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those nice Mormon kids had to go sacrifice a real Christian before bed.

Speaking of...good night fellow heathens! (that includes you Al, you dumb fuck!)

 

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