Monday, June 04, 2007

PARIS HILTON AND THE PENIS-LIKE PRISON BARS-- JACK NICHOLSON DRINKS WATER

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CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED!


My pal Matt just sent my something that is so hilarious, albeit not overtly political, that I just had to share it. Like Sarah Silverman says at the end: "Why do I feel dirty?"



And tomorrow we find out if "Scooter" is going to jail too. Jane and Marcy will be covering it live. I wonder if they'll do one of these polls for "Scooter" after the sentencing.


UPDATE: WHOEVER FORCED YOUTUBE TO TAKE IT DOWN, MTV STILL HAS IT UP

It just isn't as to the point-- still worth watching if you want to see the smile wiped off Paris Hilton's smug face. Plus more.


UPDATE: PARIS HILTON'S NEW ROOM ISN'T AS NICE AS THE HILTON IN PARIS

Most people who have thought about it one way or the other-- like by nearly 90%-- think Paris Hilton deserves the sentence she got. Polls aren't in on Libby's sentence yet but a huge propaganda push has already begun to convince the public that Libby was an innocent victim and that Fitz was more a persecutor than a prosecutor. Meanwhile, today's L.A. Times compares her new home in the L.A. County jail to her family's hotels in Paris.

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At 3:40 PM, Anonymous CK said...

I can answer her last question. She finally feels dirty because she is. Not funny, not smart, not "with it", just dirty. Props to Ms Hilton for going to whatever that bash was knowing she would be the brunt of the Silverman wit. Props to her also for sitting there and laughing AT Ms. Silverman. Never thought I would appreciate Ms Hilton. Still don't actually. But she showed spine; which is more than can be said for Ms. Silverman.

 
At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

Counterpoint:
THAT was funny. Perhaps there are a few people left on the web who haven't seen the Paris Hilton video looking totally bored for 45 minutes with some old boyfriend with a 9" joint, but not many. If she was going to break a tooth it would have been there.
Wishing Paris the privileged the best as she serves time for breaking the law like anyone else. And I think it is great she can handle the humor, because it was funny.
Beauty and humor are in the eye of the beholder.

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

PS. Howie thanks for sharing, That was hilarious.
I was toning it down a little and respecting ck's post but I needed that. I heart Ms. Silverman.

 
At 8:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's gone
Viacom took it?

 
At 8:18 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

Google Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton and look for non youtube links. Definitely on the edge but she is.
http://www.clipaday.com/videos/sarah-silverman-blasts-paris-hilton-live

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger J Michael said...

Ah yes...Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton...

Our current president is sending our young men and women to die in Iraq so these privileged people of superior means can continue to keep our attention and adoration!!

Ain't it worth it people?....I mean as long as it's not your children or my children!

 
At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Paris' peeps really have some power, don't they? It's already yanked!

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger Michael said...

Hete's the link to the video:

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1560989&vid=151697

if you skip the first segment (simply hit ff arrow) you go directly to Silverman's monologue - of course the aforementioned joke is near the end... Stick it out, it's actually pretty funny.

 
At 10:21 PM, Anonymous Tom Doff said...

Ya know, Paris is doing the best she can each day, just like the rest of us, and she's doing pretty well, especially considering the constant scrutiny she's under.
As far as her jail time goes, I'll bet if she doesn't find a rose and a gold-wrapped mint on her pillow when she turns in, she'll get stoned the day she gets out and drive her up-armored Hummer right through that stinkin' LA jailhouse.
It'll serve them right!

 
At 11:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her very career is being scrutinised. Go figure.

 
At 2:42 AM, Blogger dsmith said...

Silverman is not ready for prime time. You can't base you career on sex laced jokes and the f word, you also have to have a delivery and good material, neither of which are in her possession.

 
At 6:13 AM, Blogger JRtheCumStud said...

Sara Silverman...YUCK! She's such a braying donkey, not very articulate, just offensive. If I want Ms. Silverman's style of humor I'll just go hang out with my 15-year-old nephew.

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger addy said...

Sarah Silverman can actually be quite funny although she's hit and miss. But I've always liked her in the odd things I've seen her on. Her visit to "The View" (can be seen on YouTube) where that Joy person was giggling in terror that Silverman would say something over the top is hysterical. I notice when she's hosting some event she's never really done all that well.

 
At 9:44 AM, Anonymous stevie said...

I think it's funny that anyone would come to the defense of Paris Hilton, the trust fund baby who loves to mock working people on national TV.
Oh, that's right, she's a Republican roll-model and that's what they like to do.
She's also a big reason why they want to repeal the Estate Tax--to keep their role models from actually ever having to work for a living.

So the disgusting slime that make up the Repug base attack Silverman as being "dirty" while they lick Rove's balls and sniff Cheney's ass.

"Props to Ms. Hilton" my ass.

 
At 1:12 PM, Blogger Psychomikeo said...

It's sad that this gets more comments than the other real news on this blog...

 
At 1:18 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

I agree Psychom. I can totally see why Cindy Sheehan said "screw you" to the US. More people watch American Idol and idolize Paris Hilton (nothing personal Paris, you are VERY talented) than want to stop something really obscene like the Iraq Occupation.
We are not in Kansas anymore, and this is not the USA you think it is.

 
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Paris sad me!! She's stupid and empty, but i should admit,she's funny!!

 
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