PARIS HILTON AND THE PENIS-LIKE PRISON BARS-- JACK NICHOLSON DRINKS WATER

CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED!


My pal Matt just sent my something that is so hilarious, albeit not overtly political, that I just had to share it. Like Sarah Silverman says at the end: "Why do I feel dirty?"



And tomorrow we find out if "Scooter" is going to jail too. Jane and Marcy will be covering it live. I wonder if they'll do one of these polls for "Scooter" after the sentencing.


UPDATE: WHOEVER FORCED YOUTUBE TO TAKE IT DOWN, MTV STILL HAS IT UP

It just isn't as to the point-- still worth watching if you want to see the smile wiped off Paris Hilton's smug face. Plus more.


UPDATE: PARIS HILTON'S NEW ROOM ISN'T AS NICE AS THE HILTON IN PARIS

Most people who have thought about it one way or the other-- like by nearly 90%-- think Paris Hilton deserves the sentence she got. Polls aren't in on Libby's sentence yet but a huge propaganda push has already begun to convince the public that Libby was an innocent victim and that Fitz was more a persecutor than a prosecutor. Meanwhile, today's L.A. Times compares her new home in the L.A. County jail to her family's hotels in Paris.