HAVE YOU LOVED LINDSEY GRAHAM? MITCH McCONNELL? LARRY CRAIG? EVEN LITTLE PATRICK McHENRY? YOU DESERVE TO MAKE A MILLION BUCKS
Hey, go round up Lindsey, Larry, McNutcase, and Missy and let's head over to that humpy tea room down at Union Station
That wild and whacky Larry Flynt is at it again-- offering $1 million to anyone who can come forward with their own story of sex with a member of Congress. You have to have evidence.
I wonder if that guy who claims he had sex with Planet Denny Hastert last year will come forward. I mean, sure it will be embarrassing for the rest of his life, but I million dollars can still buy you a nice McMansion... in Fayetteville.
I bet Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) is wondering how strict Flynt is about "documentary evidence." I mean the men's room in Washington station isn't that conducive to documentation. Miss McConnell, on the other hand, could be in for some very documented trouble if military discharge papers count. What about Brad Smith? Is he still chief of Dreier's... staff? He could be a million dollars richer.
Labels: gay Republicans, Hastert, Larry Kissell, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Republican hypocrisy
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 11:31 AM
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Good ol' Larry Flynt! He's a great American. I forgive him for saying a couple nice things about Jerry Falwell.
Who do I need to blow? & do you have a camera? or an DNA test kit?
Maybe the mens room has a hidden video camera.
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