HAVE MEAN JEAN SCHMIDT AND KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON BEEN SMOKING OUT OF THE SAME PIPE?

Ever since late 2005 when KGO Radio in San Francisco reported that Mean Jean Schmidt was a crack whore, DWT's sometime art director, Adam Fox, has been haranguing me to mention that-- and her delusional claims that his former congressman Mark Foley proposed marriage to her-- every time I mention poor Mean Jean's name. He was even insisting I mention both things in the story Karen Allen did about Mean Jean slipping and falling into a pile of Michele Bachmann's puke at a GOP congressional St. Patrick's Day party.

Adam just called me breathlessly. Apparently he woke up before noon today and wasn't watching Fox "News" (two firsts for him). He claims he has definite proof that right-wing Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison is also on crack and is demanding I investigate if she and Mean Jean have the same supplier or if Mean Jean has been selling crack to Hutchison.

"OK, Adam," I asked, "what's the proof?" He claims she was being interviewed on CNN and she said (and not as part of a comedy routine) "We are fighting for the freedom of our children more than any war we have ever been in." I had to agree that that is indeed strong circumstantial evidence that Hutchison is on crack, although we can't rule out the possibility that she was just smoking some between sessions and isn't actually an addict. In fact this could have been her first crack experience.

As for Mean Jean... who knows? She's certainly not admitting she's a crack whore, let alone announcing who her dealer is. One of my friends said it's more likely Hutchison gets whatever she's been smoking from ideological twin, psychopath Mark Steyn. You want proof? Is this just a coincidence?

"Someday soon, you might wake up to the call to prayer from a muezzin. Europeans already are...

"And liberals will still tell you that 'diversity is our strength'-- while Talibanic enforcers cruise Greenwich Village burning books and barber shops, the Supreme Court decides sharia law doesn’t violate the 'separation of church and state,' and the Hollywood Left decides to give up on gay rights in favor of the much safer charms of polygamy." 

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