Quotes of the day, I: It may not sound like much, but just imagine if the Bush-gangsters sometimes asked themselves, "Would an idiot do that?"

"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
--Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson), in last night's episode of NBC's The Office, after answering boss Michael Scott's question that "the most inspiring thing" Michael ever said to him was, "Don't be an idiot" ("It changed my life")

BONUS QUOTE:
"There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales, and hospitals-slash-manufacturing, and air travel."
--Dunder Mifflin Scranton Regional Manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell), in the same episode