Quote of the day: At last, fantastic news from Paris Hilton (Plus: Just imagine if George W. Bush didn't believe in a "culture of life")

"I'm not having sex for a year. I'll kiss, but nothing else."
--Paris Hilton, in the British edition of GQ, as reported by the AP

And a grateful world says, "Thank goodness for small favors, Paris!"


ALSO TALKING--Just because you believe in a culture of life doesn't mean you're, like, a fanatic about it