Quote of the day: Who cares that the Leper of the Free World said "shit" into an open microphone? What about all the rest?

"I think the president's done a lot of awful things, but saying the S-word isn't one of them."
—an unidentified woman commenting for a TV camera on the president's four-letter boo-boo

Yeah, yeah, Chimpy said shit. So what?

Our first thought, contemplating him blithering imbecilically with his mouth full and wide open, is: Boy, his mother must be proud. Then we remember who his mother is.

Of course, if we look at what he said besides shit, well, what the fuck can we say? "See, the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over"? Jesus, where would you start? (One place to start is Cenk Uygur on Huffington Post: "The Ugly Truth: Our President Is an Imbecile.")

What we'd really like to know, though, is what "Blair" (as Chimpy apparently addresses him) was thinking during this nauseating spectacle. It's hardly his first exposure, after all; it's only the open microphone that made this an international incident. But "Blair" doesn't appear to be talking. So we're forced to guess.

We figure he must have been thinking (at least) one of the following:

(a) Jesus, that's disgusting. Was the asshole raised by wolves?

(b) And to think, I entrusted my political future to this turd.

(c) Does the twit have any idea how fucking stupid he is?

(d) I'd still like to know how the fuck Cheney got hold of those photos of me with the sheep.