Monday, October 05, 2020

Midnight Meme Of The Day!



by Noah

I laugh and shake my head ruefully everytime I hear people say that the way to avoid another "presidential" shitshow debate is to simply cut Mr. Howling Monkey's mic when he goes over his allotted time. As if that would stop him!

A childish mental case like Trump would just take cutting his mic as a challenge. He would immediately just raise the decibel level of his screaming gibberish and I have no doubt that he'd come prepared with the pockets of his baggy, oversized suit full of things to start throwing at the moderator and Joe Biden. If there was a table, he'd try to jump up on it, fail, fall, tip over the table and be rolling around, bellowing his nonsense from the floor. Would anybody be shocked if, after that, he went full-on apeman, reached in his pants, and started hurling his shit around the room? He'd even toss it at the camera. There it would be. Splat! Trump's shit on the TV screens of every tuned in viewer in the world. That's his statement to us all and it's his party's statement to us all. "Fuck you, America! You get shit! Here! We rub it right in your face! Fuck you America!" Hey, they are who they are. That's a reason why they support their howling monkey.

The epilogue, of course, is that all of that scene is merely a depiction of the end result of decades of nearly all American voters simply not paying attention and/or being too damn stupid. They, also, are what they are. I wrote something similar during the Nixon years and it's only gotten worse. Nixon & Agnew or Trump & Pence? You decide. I already have. You asked for it. You got it, the worst screaming proud boy shit-gibbon of a president of all.

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At 2:28 AM, Blogger Ten Bears said...

For almost twenty years I've been telling these cretins they're gonna' gay what they deserve, reap what what they've sown, karma's a bitch.

Alternatively I've concluded a number of blog posts and more than a couple times responded to trolls through the years with "I can't be fucked any harder than I already have. But you can (smiley face).

Trouble with that of course, like the bare-footed barely literate rubes they are sprawled drunk and drooling Pavlovianly across a "couch" the back seat out of a 1969 Chevy Suburban glued to the tube stone to the bone on the Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and bimbo bottle-blonde bobble heading crotch-shots on Fox Kool-Aid blindly following a charismatic "leader" to suicide... they're dragging the rest of us with 'em.

[sigh] Cassandra's Grandson

At 2:29 AM, Blogger Ten Bears said...

Stupid smart phone

At 3:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have tried to reach coworkers. The Republicans quickly change back to what FOX tells them to believe and the Democrats have no clue how Obama screwed us.

I have given up trying. I need my time and energy to take care of myself.

At 6:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nodding in sad, complete agreement with the above. TB, it was perfect.

I must give kudos to Noah here:
"The epilogue, of course, is that all of that scene is merely a depiction of the end result of decades of nearly all American voters simply not paying attention and/or being too damn stupid."

what I been sayin' for decades now.

I rejected the 'not paying attention' after slick willie and his DLC democrap party (look up the congress vote counts on GLBA and CFMA, it's the whole party by then) passed what became the 2008 crash. And 3:58 is 110% correct about obamanation. So it's down to just stupid.

The Nazi voters have to be not just stupid, but pure evil.

and, yes, they are what they are. But WE are all here suffering and dying because of all of them.

At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Ida Jurie said...

I bet the Democraps guy was in a state of orgasmic ecstasy over all of Noah's references to shit in today's post. The one about the camera lens is priceless. Democrapper must have thought he died and went to heaven. That may be really why he gave him kudos.

At 10:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it Ida. Undoubtedly true!

At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 8:50 & 10:02!

"Democraps" isn't here today. But if you close your eyes, and click your heels three times, and say "Democraps, Democraps, Democraps" he'll show up. Just for you!

At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Ragnar of Maine said...

8:50, Democrapper is good! We should all now refer to him as The Democrapper. He'll love it even if he doesn't admit it. The Democrapper it is!

At 7:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Ragnar! Don't you have a Republican Senator to defeat? Better get on it!

At 6:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

once again, the responders about responders outnumber the responses on substance.

pride of ownership of their shithole?

At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ida, it appears that he's more satisfied that one guy on this site does not have his head up his ass, as almost all the rest do.

If you graze here looking to respond to personality instead of substance, that is your right. But you contribute nothing. IF you had anything useful to contribute, you'd be disagreeing with Noah with whom your target agrees.

You're fine with Noah but not fine with the guy who agrees with Noah?

I agree with both of them. So now you may unload on me.


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